The Real Story About the 3 Little Pigs (Psycho Wolf)

(Verse 1) Sugar… sugar… all I needed was sugar Knock knock knock on the piggy’s old door Sneezed once hard and the straw flew away Now they got headlines screaming “Predator!” Brick dust… newspapers… camera flash hysteria Everybody running like I’m Hannibal Lecter I said, “Excuse me,” but nobody listened Now I’m the villain in a kindergarten lecture (Pre-Chorus) Same old story Big bad glory Front page fury They all adore me… no no no! (Chorus) Psycho wolf! Qu'est-ce que c'est? Snort snort snort snort — run away! Psycho wolf! Nose full of hay! I just wanted sugar for my birthday cake! (Verse 2) Pig number two had a house made of sticks Cheap construction — that’s not my fault One little sneeze and the whole thing cracked Now they got helicopters circling the block Talk shows laughing Children screaming Every cartoon paints me rabid and scheming But nobody mentions the ham in the kitchen Or the pigs that mocked me while the cameras were streaming (Pre-Chorus) Bad reputation Wolf population Media sensation Mass hallucination! (Chorus) Psycho wolf! Qu'est-ce que c'est? Huff puff puff puff — blown away! Psycho wolf! Public display! Every fairy tale needs somebody to blame! (Bridge — nervous spoken section) Listen… listen… You ever try borrowing a cup of sugar? No? You ever sneeze with a cold? No? You ever wake up and discover the whole world thinks you’re a monster? HA HA HA HA… (Instrumental Breakdown) Jagged bassline Paranoid synth stabs Wild cowbell Detached laughter Police sirens fading into pig snorts (Final Chorus) Psycho wolf! Qu'est-ce que c'est? Truth gets twisted every single day! Psycho wolf! Run away! I was framed by pigs in a media play! (Outro) Sugar… sugar… That’s all I needed… Sugar… sugar… Now everybody’s screaming…