In a land far East where the sun first rise, is from which I came with my enterprise, I settled in Detroit on the southwest side, I'm not very tall I stand five foot five, My eyes are squinty and I tell riddled lies, I like to eat kumquats and octopus pies, try not to eat a lot of bread it goes straight to my thighs, I own a dry-cleaning service and it's Nine to five. [Chours]They call me Chang welcome to my store, leave your clothes here and they'll be ready by four, your wife is hot can I fuck your whore? When I see a black man I always lock my door.(I swear I'm not way cyst). When you bring me your clothes I wash with tide, all your whites get bleached and washed with pride, all your socks are stained from a lonely night, and I sniff girls panties when no one's in sight. I eat the white rice with every meal, I cheat on all my taxes for a better deal, I only drive Key-yah cause I like the feel, and I'm a danger on the road when behind the wheel.(Serious ree Im pretty blind here). [Chours]They call me Chang welcome to my store, leave your clothes here and they'll be ready by four, your wife is hot can I fuck your whore? When I see a black man I always lock my door.(I swear I'm not way cyst). Why is everyone in your country so fat? You should try eating a salad with a side of cat, I don't own a gun I have a baseball bat, Gay Asians are a myth so don't even ask.(Buuuut.. everything does have a prize). Im a master at kungfu I can chop your head off, with a quick knife hand and a kick to your crotch, then I steal your woman cause she kinda hot, and I fighting bums like Tekken in My parking lot (Hiya!). [Chours]They call me Chang welcome to my store, leave your clothes here and they'll be ready by four, your wife is hot can I fuck your whore? When I see a black man I always lock my door.(I swear I'm not way cyst).
