Welcome To Japan ver.2

Suitcase rolling, rum-tum-tum, しんじゅく(Shinjuku) maze Paper fan in your hand like a samurai phase First day here, brand new plan Lost for two hours by the やまのて(Yamanote Line), man Said “こんにちわ(hello)” to a vending machine Called it ancient, called it clean Bought a plastic sword and a lucky cat Now you feel like a warrior, imagine that Tried to bow, went way too low Hit your head on a ramen door Asked the monk for a selfie pose He just smiled like “はいはい(yeah, yeah), there it goes” Matcha soap, weird KitKats Tiny shrine charms in a tax-free bag You ain’t bad, just tourist-brained またやってるよ(there he goes again) in the Tokyo rain 怒ってないよ(we’re not angry) 見てるだけ(just watching) 夜の東京(Tokyo night) また笑ってる(is laughing again) Welcome to Japan またやってるよ(there he goes again), tourist man Lost in the station, phone in hand Welcome to Japan Welcome to Japan すみません(excuse me)で missed the train ウォシュレット(Washlet bidet)で found your zen Welcome to Japan Metro map got you looking cursed Wrong line twice, somehow worse Asked the floor like it knows the plan Bro, 看板見ろや(read the sign), welcome to Japan Saw a cat and yelled “かわいい(cute)!” Fair enough, that cat was tidy Filmed your lunch from seven sides Then forgot the shop was closing at five Natto once, big mistake Face went flat like an earthquake Now it’s trauma content, upload fast Breakfast villain from the ancient past Convenience store, midnight glow Egg sandwich made your spirit grow Told your friends with a holy grin “Seven minutes in, I was born again” 悪気はないねん(you don’t mean any harm) 分かってる(we know) でもその動き(but the way you move) ちょっとおもろいねん(is kinda funny) Welcome to Japan またやってるよ(there he goes again), tourist man Lost in the station, phone in hand Welcome to Japan Welcome to Japan すみません(excuse me)で missed the train ウォシュレット(Washlet bidet)で found your zen Welcome to Japan Fuji hid behind a cloud all day You still posted “spiritual stay” Bought five charms for health and luck Then lost your wallet near a coffee truck Told your friends you found your soul In a bathroom with heated controls Honestly, yeah, that sounds about right Japan hits weird on the first night You came for zen, found a train delay Came for peace, got a コンビニ(convenience store) tray Came for culture, bought a frog coin purse Not the best plan, but could be worse We ain’t mad, nah, we just grin Another lost soul wandering in Tokyo moves with a quiet flow Take it slow, まあ落ち着けよ(well, calm down) 怒ってないよ(we’re not angry) 帰れでもない(not telling you to go home) ただその姿(but that whole scene) ちょっと忘れられない(is kinda unforgettable) Welcome to Japan またやってるよ(there he goes again), tourist man Lost in the station, phone in hand Welcome to Japan Welcome to Japan すみません(excuse me)で missed the train ウォシュレット(Washlet bidet)で found your zen Welcome to Japan Welcome to Japan またやってるよ(there he goes again), tourist man Smile in the rain with a paper fan Welcome to Japan Welcome to Japan Read the air if you can Laugh it off, then try again Welcome to Japan