[Verse 1] If I could save pee in a bottle, The first thing that I'd like to do, Is to save every drop since this morning, And then wonder why I'd want to. [Chorus] But then I realize, as I cap the lid, This might be more gross than it is fun. Oh, why did I do this thing I did? The smell makes me want to run! [Verse 2] I thought I’d save time, oh how nifty, Save time from trips to the loo, But now my shelf is just stinky and icky, A museum of pee, oh who knew? [Verse 3] So here's to the bottles now filling, And to the ideas that we regret, Maybe I'll pour them out tomorrow, Or find a way to forget. [Outro] 99 bottles of pee on the wall 99 bottles of pee! Take one down, flush it all down 98 bottles of pee on the wall!
