[Intro] [Narrator] 議題番号 ニーマルニーナナ 提出 [Whisper Choir] ニーマルニーナナ… 誰にも言うな… [Narrator] ポテトチップスの 最後の粉は 舐めるべきか 飲むべきか [Committee Murmur] いや舐めるだろ… いや飲むだろ… てか吸うだろ… それ むせるぞ… [Narrator] 緊急討論開始 [Committee] 議長！ 発言を求めます！ [Chairman] 認めます！ [Committee] ヨーグルトのフタは舐める！ [Committee] ヤクルトは 前歯で開ける！ [Committee] 異議あり！ [Chairman] 却下！ [Narrator] 追加証言 受理 [Committee] アイスのフタは 舐める派 舐めない派 すくう派 [Chairman] 静粛に！ 静粛に！ [Narrator] 追加議題 提出 [Committee] プリン ゼリー カップ麺の汁 ポテチの粉 [French Rap] 舐める派 すくう派 集める派 飲む派 袋ごと流し込む派 吸う派 [Committee Murmur] なんてことだ… 過激派だ… 監視対象だ… [Narrator] なお 納豆は 対象外とする [Committee] 異議なし！ 異議なし！ [Chairman] 可決！ [Female] 의지를 내려쳐라 [Break] Shake It Shake It Shake It [Opposition Choir] No No No [Narrator] 全国緊急会議の前に 各自 脳内会議を 実施するものとする [Committee Murmur] 脳内会議だ… [Narrator] 結論は まだ出ていない [Narrator] 有識者の意見は 次回会議の 参考資料となる [Narrator] 舐める派 なめない派 双方の意見を 募集する コメント待ってるぞ [Chairman] 可決！ [Final] 会議終了 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー 🇺🇸 English Lyrics Below ⬇️ [Intro] [Narrator] Agenda Item No. 2027 Submitted [Whisper Choir] Ni-Ma-Ru-Ni-Na-Na… Tell no one… [Narrator] The final potato chip powder left in the bag… Should it be licked? Or should it be drunk? [Committee Murmur] Obviously lick it… No, drink it… Just inhale it… You’ll choke… [Narrator] Emergency debate begins [Committee] Chairperson! I request permission to speak! [Chairman] Granted! [Committee] Everyone licks the yogurt lid! [Committee] And opens Yakult with their front teeth! [Committee] Objection! [Chairman] Overruled! [Narrator] Additional testimony Accepted [Committee] Ice cream lids have three factions: Lickers Non-lickers Scoopers [Chairman] Order! Order! [Narrator] Additional agenda items Submitted [Committee] Pudding Jelly Cup noodle broth Potato chip powder [French Rap] Lickers Scoopers Collectors Drinkers Bag-dump extremists Inhalers [Committee Murmur] Good grief… Radicals… Under surveillance… [Narrator] Furthermore, Natto is excluded from this debate [Committee] No objections! No objections! [Chairman] Approved! [Female] 의지를 내려쳐라 [Break] Shake It Shake It Shake It [Opposition Choir] No No No [Narrator] Prior to the National Emergency Conference, all citizens shall conduct an internal committee meeting within their own minds [Committee Murmur] A meeting inside my head… [Narrator] No conclusion has been reached [Narrator] Expert opinions will be included in the reference materials for the next meeting [Narrator] Lickers and Non-Lickers are invited to submit their opinions We’re waiting for your comments [Chairman] Approved! [Final] Meeting adjourned
