[Intro] [Up-tempo swing rhythm starts with a bouncy walking bass and crisp ride cymbal] [A sharp, sassy trumpet fanfare cuts through the air, like announcing a king's arrival] [Vocalist, with a smooth, swaggering tone like a 1940s crooner] (A-one, a-two, a-one two three four!) 女士们先生们 瞧我这身段 我是新时代的绝对模范！ [Brass section plays a short, punchy riff] [Verse 1] 三小时的电影啊 我十分钟看完 什么起承转合 全都浓缩成胶囊 主角的眼泪 心跳的紧张 哎呀 太麻烦 我只要结论和谈资在身旁 [Brass swells triumphantly, then cuts out] 他们哭 他们笑 他们为谁疯狂 我点点头 说“这玩意儿我看穿” [Snare drum rimshot] [Chorus] [Full big band erupts with roaring energy, saxophones and trumpets leading the charge] 我是摘要之王 [Backing vocals, female: Ooh-wah!] 我掌管着快进键的辉煌 [Backing vocals: King of the summary!] 体验的过程它太啰嗦 太漫长 我选择直达结局 看一眼概况 [Brass punches: Ba! Da! Bomp!] 把所有风景 都叠成一张风光！ [Verse 2] [Rhythm settles back into a groovy swing, trumpet plays a muted, cheeky melody in the background] 我飞过那山和海洋 只为一张相 证明我来过 这梦想的远方 卢浮宫的微笑 在我朋友圈正发光 至于原作嘛 它挂在哪面墙？ [Sassy trombone slide: Wah-wah-waaah] 我没玩过的游戏 也能指点江山 因为高手的视频 我看了三遍半 零级的菜鸟啊 谈着通关的感想 嘿！这份潇洒 你学不来吧？ [Quick drum fill] [Chorus] [Full big band erupts again, even more bombastic than before] 我是摘要之王 [Backing vocals: Ooh-wah!] 我掌管着快进键的辉煌 [Backing vocals: King of the summary!] 体验的过程它太啰嗦 太漫长 我选择直达结局 看一眼概况 [Brass punches: Ba! Da! Bomp!] 把所有冒险 都吞进我的行囊！ [Bridge] [Music suddenly softens to just a slow walking bass, soft piano chords, and brushed drums. Mood becomes intimate and bluesy] 他们问我 朋友 你真的快乐吗 你尝过那咖啡的苦 还是晚风的沙 我笑了笑 没回答 指着我的手机屏说 “看，我去过那儿啦” 照片堆成了一面墙 可我的脑袋里 怎么还是空荡荡… [A single, melancholic blue note held by a saxophone] [Instrumental Solo] [Tempo kicks back up! Full big band energy returns with a vengeance] [A wild, flamboyant tenor saxophone solo erupts, full of virtuosic runs, bluesy wails, and chaotic energy, backed by driving drums and shouting brass chords. It sounds like a frantic race against time.] [Chorus] [Vocals come back with more force, almost shouting with manic glee over the roaring band] 我就是摘要之王！ [Backing vocals: He's the king, he's the king!] 在数字的宫殿里我多么辉煌！ 体验的过程它太啰嗦 太漫长！ 我只要别人眼中的那个无敌形象！ [Brass section holds a long, screaming high note] [Outro] [Music builds to a massive crescendo] 把人生过成预告片一场！ [Ba-ba-DOOOM!] 我是摘要之王！ [Ba-ba-WEE-BOP!] 活在别人的眼光！ [Drum solo break for two bars, then...] [Vocalist, spoken, like a game show host] 谢谢观赏……下一位！ [Final, massive brass chord stinger that cuts off abruptly!]
