[Intro] Salem? WHO PUT A BAT IN MY PURSE?! [Verse 1] I bought one pumpkin, it winked at me Now it’s wearing my allergy key The broom took off with my grocery list And the black cat’s judging my costume twist I knocked on a door for a chocolate bar The porch said, “Please park your haunted car” I brought a tiny bowl of treats Now a skeleton’s asking for the Wi-Fi password, please [Spoken] Okay, everybody stay calm! [Shout] THE CANDY JUST STARTED WALKING! [Pre-Chorus] The candles flicker, the curtains sway My paper fangs fell down the drain I’ll count to three and face the fright— Why’s the scarecrow dressed like me tonight? [Chorus] Trick or treat! The doorbell screams! A tiny ghost just stole my jeans! Wiggle, wiggle, spooky feet— Who put raisins in the treat? Trick or treat! The bats say “boo!” I said “boo” and scared my shoe Hands up high, don’t touch that cake— IT’S A WITCH’S VERY RUDE CHEESECAKE! [Post-Chorus] Boo! Boo! Where’d my hat go? Why’s the pumpkin doing tango? Hey! Hey! I lost my broom! WAIT, IT’S PARKED INSIDE MY ROOM! [Verse 2] A mummy asked to borrow my phone Then texted my aunt from a tombstone The vampire’s cape got caught in a gate Now he’s at the party running late I tried to howl, it came out squeaky The haunted house says my laugh is creepy A ghoul brought dip, I brought a spoon We’re all invited to the attic at noon [Spoken] Great news, the monsters are friendly! [Dry Spoken] They put my name on the cleanup committee. [Pre-Chorus 2] The moon is hiding behind a cloud The skeleton’s tap-dancing much too loud I see three doors and one says “EXIT”— WHY’S THE DOORKNOB TRYING TO EAT IT? [Chorus 2] Trick or treat! The doorbell screams! A tiny ghost just stole my jeans! Wiggle, wiggle, spooky feet— Who put raisins in the treat? Trick or treat! The bats say “boo!” I said “boo” and scared my shoe Hands up high, the floorboards shake— IT’S A WITCH’S VERY RUDE CHEESECAKE! [Bridge] Maybe I’ll invite the moon For some soup and a balloon We can share my pumpkin pie… [Spoken] Wait, can the moon even come inside? [Breakdown] Tap the window, count to four Something’s scratching at the door Wait a second, hear that sound— [Whisper] IS THAT MY TOASTER MAKING BROWNIES? [Shout] THE GHOSTS HAVE STARTED A BAKERY! [Instrumental Build] [Final Chorus] Trick or treat! The night’s a mess! My cape is stuck inside my dress! The bats flew off with all the pie— I’m the only one who brought a tie! Trick or treat! We made it through! The pumpkin’s wearing my left shoe! Even if the whole place shakes, I’M TAKING HOME THE SPOOKIEST CAKE! [Shout] WAIT! WHO INVITED THE VACUUM?! [Outro] The porch is quiet… the candy’s gone… That little ghost is wearing my lawn. [Spoken] Oops.
