HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH
[Start] [Intro] [Male Spoken] Midnight down at the Monster Shack Somebody hollered, “THE BOYS ARE BACK!” Robot bartender, fire up the glass We’re about to have a high gain monster mash! [Verse 1] Bluesbunny rolled in with his cowboy hat Six strings screaming like an alley cat Blues Cat grinned from the other side Said, “Boys, tonight we’re gonna electrify!” CHUG came strutting through the swinging door Chicken feet stomping on the hardwood floor Plugged that guitar into a Marshall stack Hit one chord and blew the welcome mat back! [Pre-Chorus] The lights went purple The floorboards shook The robot bartender Dropped his recipe book! [Chorus] HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! Turn it up and let it crash! Shake that floor and rattle that glass Everybody do the monster mash! HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! Feel that thunder, feel that blast! From the swamp to the stars We’re kicking musical ass! HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! [Electric Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] Funky Monkey swung down from the balcony rail Tenor sax shining like a comet’s tail Blew one note that curled around the room Made the old jukebox jump right out of tune! Hammond man was sitting by the wall Said, “Does anybody need an organ at all?” Blues Cat hollered, “SON, THIS IS YOUR NIGHT!” He hit those keys and the Leslie took flight! [Pre-Chorus] The monkey went crazy The rooster went wild Bluesbunny just grinned With that outlaw smile! [Chorus] HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! Turn it up and let it crash! Shake that floor and rattle that glass Everybody do the monster mash! HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! Feel that thunder, feel that blast! From the swamp to the stars We’re kicking musical ass! HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! [Saxophone Solo] [Verse 3] Robot bartender rolled across the floor Said, “CAPACITY EXCEEDED — PLEASE USE THE DOOR!” CHUG yelled, “BUDDY, WE AIN’T DONE YET!” And Bluesbunny played the meanest lick he’d ever let! Funky Monkey answered with a saxophone scream Blues Cat said, “BOYS, YOU’RE LIVING MY DREAM!” The Hammond came roaring like a freight train ride And the robot started dancing with a drink inside! [Organ Lead] [Bridge] [Male Spoken] Bluesbunny! You ready? [Male] Born ready! [Male Spoken] Funky Monkey! [Male] Let that saxophone scream! [Male Spoken] CHUG! [Male] COCK-A-DOODLE-ROCK! [Male Spoken] Hammond man! [Male] FINALLY! MY TIME TO SHINE! [Instrumental] [Final Chorus] HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! Turn it up and let it crash! Shake that floor and rattle that glass Everybody do the monster mash! HIGH GAIN MONSTER MASH! Feel that thunder, feel that blast! Bluesbunny, Blues Cat, CHUG and the gang Got the whole damn roadhouse going insane! [Outro] [Male Spoken] Robot bartender, what’s the damage? [Robotic Voice] ONE BROKEN JUKEBOX. THREE BLOWN SPEAKERS. SEVENTEEN SHATTERED GLASSES. AND ONE VERY HAPPY HAMMOND PLAYER. [Male Spoken] Well, put it on Blues Cat’s tab! [Hard Stop] [End]
