[Verse 1] She said, "You need to grow up, I can't do it anymore" But what she don't understand is that it's my home too And, yes, I have issues with your candles and your potpourri And I have no idea what a throw pillow is supposed to be So before you walk out that door, there's just one thing I need to say [Chorus] I don't know which way the toilet paper roll goes And I don't know why you have to have a hand towel And why it matters if it matches with the bathmat And why you think the whole world needs to know that we love cats I guess I'll never know I don't know which way the toilet paper roll goes [Verse 2] She said, "What did you expect me to say to that?" But before she turned to walk away, I said, "Oh, there's more than that How do you expect me to keep all your stupid soap organized? You have a hundred different bottles, and I don't know why So before you walk out that door, there's just one thing I need to say" [Chorus] I don't know which way the toilet paper roll goes And I don't know why you have to have a hand towel And why it matters if it matches with the bathmat And why you think the whole world needs to know that we love cats I guess I'll never know I don't know which way the toilet paper roll goes [Bridge] You know the toothpaste is supposed to go back in the drawer But the toothpaste cap don't have to go back on And don't get me started on those little mats that go around the toilet And I still don't know the difference between the bath towel and the hand towel [Chorus] I don't know which way the toilet paper roll goes And I don't know why you have to have a hand towel And why it matters if it matches with the bathmat And why you think the whole world needs to know that we love cats I guess I'll never know I don't know which way the toilet paper roll goes
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