Loki the rock collector polka

Loki, the Rockhound Dog (to the tune of a peppy, Weird Al-style polka melody)

Loki, the Rockhound Dog
(to the tune of a peppy, Weird Al-style polka melody)

(Verse 1)
Well, I’ve got a little buddy, and he’s always on the go,
A pint-sized dynamo with a turbo-charged ego!
He’s the king of mischief, the ruler of the block,
But you’ll find him in the garden, 'cause he’s hoarding every rock!

(Pre-Chorus)
He’s got pebbles in the kitchen, boulders by the shed,
A stash of shiny gravel that he hides beneath my bed!
Quartz and sandstone, he’ll carry them with pride,
My mini Jack Russell’s got a geologist inside!

(Chorus)
Oh Loki, Loki, rock-collecting pup,
If there’s a pile of rubble, you’re the first to dig it up!
Oh Loki, Loki, you’re the best dog I’ve seen,
A four-legged Indiana Jones of the rock machine!

(Verse 2)
He’s got a nose for granite, and he’s sniffin’ out the slate,
He polishes his treasures ‘til they’re looking first-rate!
It’s a sight to see him scrambling with a tiny little bark,
Dragging home a boulder that he found down at the park!

(Pre-Chorus)
He’s not into tennis balls or chasing after sticks,
No Frisbee or chew toy will ever do the trick!
He’s got rocks in his heart and a sparkle in his eyes,
My tiny Jack Russell’s got geological ties!

(Chorus)
Oh Loki, Loki, the master of the dig,
Your love of shiny gemstones is adorably big!
Oh Loki, Loki, you’re my canine superstar,
You could start your own museum with a ticketed bazaar!

(Bridge)
He’s got obsidian, he’s got marble,
He’s got rocks shaped like a carpool!
He’ll trade a treat for agate stones,
He’s building castles out of fossils and bones!

(Instrumental Polka Break)
(Accordion solo, with barks and howls in rhythm)

(Final Chorus)
Oh Loki, Loki, my mischievous dude,
You’ve turned my backyard into a rocky interlude!
Oh Loki, Loki, you’re the gem of my heart,
The best dog in the world and a rock-collecting art!

(Outro)
So if you see a tiny terrier with rocks inside his jaws,
That’s my little Loki, and he deserves applause!
He’s a pint-sized rock star with a geological spree,
My Jack Russell terrier, the best that there can be!

(Loki howls as the music fades, and the crowd cheers.)

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Loki, the Rockhound Dog (to the tune of a peppy, Weird Al-style polka melody) (Verse 1) Well, I’ve got a little buddy, and he’s always on the go, A pint-sized dynamo with a turbo-charged ego! He’s the king of mischief, the ruler of the block, But you’ll find him in the garden, 'cause he’s hoarding every rock! (Pre-Chorus) He’s got pebbles in the kitchen, boulders by the shed, A stash of shiny gravel that he hides beneath my bed! Quartz and sandstone, he’ll carry them with pride, My mini Jack Russell’s got a geologist inside! (Chorus) Oh Loki, Loki, rock-collecting pup, If there’s a pile of rubble, you’re the first to dig it up! Oh Loki, Loki, you’re the best dog I’ve seen, A four-legged Indiana Jones of the rock machine! (Verse 2) He’s got a nose for granite, and he’s sniffin’ out the slate, He polishes his treasures ‘til they’re looking first-rate! It’s a sight to see him scrambling with a tiny little bark, Dragging home a boulder that he found down at the park! (Pre-Chorus) He’s not into tennis balls or chasing after sticks, No Frisbee or chew toy will ever do the trick! He’s got rocks in his heart and a sparkle in his eyes, My tiny Jack Russell’s got geological ties! (Chorus) Oh Loki, Loki, the master of the dig, Your love of shiny gemstones is adorably big! Oh Loki, Loki, you’re my canine superstar, You could start your own museum with a ticketed bazaar! (Bridge) He’s got obsidian, he’s got marble, He’s got rocks shaped like a carpool! He’ll trade a treat for agate stones, He’s building castles out of fossils and bones! (Instrumental Polka Break) (Accordion solo, with barks and howls in rhythm) (Final Chorus) Oh Loki, Loki, my mischievous dude, You’ve turned my backyard into a rocky interlude! Oh Loki, Loki, you’re the gem of my heart, The best dog in the world and a rock-collecting art! (Outro) So if you see a tiny terrier with rocks inside his jaws, That’s my little Loki, and he deserves applause! He’s a pint-sized rock star with a geological spree, My Jack Russell terrier, the best that there can be! (Loki howls as the music fades, and the crowd cheers.)

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