The Knight Spud V2

[Overture] In the heart of the fryer Where the grease does gleam Lived a spud in armor With a starch-filled dream Sir Spud they called him The bravest of the bunch A potato knight Who never feared a crunch [Fade In] [Verse] Once a spud in armor stood tall and proud His helmet was tin his shield a plow With a starch-filled heart and a dream so loud He vowed to save her No matter how [Verse 2] A spud in armor Round and stout With eyes that see No doubt about He rolled from fields His home so plain To save the princess To fight the fright To slain the villain To conquer the night [Chorus] Sir Spud rolls on Brave and true Through fields and forests under the skies so blue A princess awaits A Fish must fall For love For honor He’ll risk it all [Instrumental Intermission] [Verse 3] The princess was trapped in a castle of chips By a Fish so British With vinegar drips “Release her" cried spud His voice a roar The Fish just smirked “You’ll be mashed on the floor” [Verse 4] The British Fish loomed All scale and dread With vinegar breath he laughed and said “Step forth Sir Spud You’ll fry where you stand” But Spud swung his sword with his tiny hand [Bridge] The clash was fierce The fryer roared Potato and Fish A duel was scored [Verse 5] The battle was fierce Fins against skin A slap of the tail But Tater dug in He rolled and he leapt With a crispy twist The Fish met his end in a battering mist [Break] The Fish was slain that day The knight stood proud He hollered loud "My princess I'm on my way!" [Chorus] Oh Potato Knight So bold So bright You roll to fight the dark of night The Fish has fried The tower's clear The princess awaits Her knight is near [Outro] The Fish was filleted Its reign undone The princess smiled “You’re the one” She took Spud's hand he took her back home And soon they married and lived happily ever after Knight Spud's story through generations now told