[Verse 1] Woke up this morning, felt the creative spark Gonna leave my footprint, gonna make my mark Uploaded a video of a record player spin Caption said: "Loving how this CD sounds again!" I didn’t check the notifications for an hour or two But when I opened up my phone, the numbers grew and grew [Pre-Chorus] They’re typing in all caps, they’re losing their minds Leaving paragraphs and paragraphs, thousands at a time I don’t know why they’re mad, but hey, the view count’s high I’m just living my best life under the digital sky [Chorus] Oh, they love me on the timeline, they’re cheering me on! Giving me their feedback from the dusk until the dawn Ten thousand comments saying I’m a total clown But the algorithm’s smiling and it’s never gonna let me down! Yeah, the algorithm loves me when I’m holding my hard drive (It’s just a floppy disk, but man, I feel alive!) [Verse 2] Posted a picture of my brand new gaming space Holding up a Zelda sword with a big smile on my face Wrote: "Metroid Prime is the best guy in the game!" Now the comments section is a raging, burning flame Some guy named @TechGuru12 is crying in his soup I’m just glad I brought together such a passionate group! [Pre-Chorus] They’re typing in all caps, they’re losing their minds Correcting my vocabulary, drawing battle lines I don’t know why they’re mad, but hey, the view count’s high I’m just living my best life under the digital sky [Chorus] Oh, they love me on the timeline, they’re cheering me on! Giving me their feedback from the dusk until the dawn Ten thousand comments saying I’m a total clown But the algorithm’s smiling and it’s never gonna let me down! Yeah, the algorithm loves me when I’m holding my hard drive (It’s just a floppy disk, but man, I feel alive!) [Bridge] (Music shifts, dramatic and intense) Wait a minute... look at this post on my feed A total lack of culture, an emergency indeed! Someone shared a video of a beautiful, classic car And called it a Tesla? Man, they’ve gone too far! That is a 1960s Mustang, any idiot can see! They are completely wrong, and it is up to me! I gotta open up the comments, gotta set the record straight (Keyboard clacking SFX) "ACTUALLY, MY GUY—" Oh, I love to educate! [Guitar Solo / Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Oh, they love me on the timeline, they’re cheering me on! Giving me their feedback from the dusk until the dawn Ten thousand comments saying I’m a total clown But the algorithm’s smiling and it’s never gonna let me down! Yeah, the algorithm loves me when I’m holding my hard drive (It’s just a floppy disk, but man, I feel alive!) [Outro] Just printed out a screenshot of my MS-DOS code... (Wait, that’s just a recipe for banana bread) Whatever! Hit upload! Watch the numbers go up. Yeah, look at them type. (Fade out on clicking sounds)
