Oh the moonlight so bright Shines on Lord Howe tonight Everyone would be down at the club They’re drinking that beer And full of good cheer Cause Milkies been fired from the DJ’s job Why should they be so happy They’ll soon be just as sad Though another is taking his place They’ll be listening to big Daveys dad They’re taking the young time out Leaving the old behind But they’re still jubilating Cause the next choice was Ed down at the Pines Oh that ocean so blue Is calling to you Come To the dance at the bowling club bar It’s a dollar to get in The girls all drink gin At the end you know just where you are Why should they be so happy They’ll soon be just as sad For its Bimbo then Limbo till 12 Then it’s Houghty driving everyone mad He’s waiting behind a Pinetree The falcon is idling slow And there goes Mosely speeding But Houghty can’t chase He’s got a sandwich to go So the moonlight so bright Shines on Lord Howe tonight Everyone is down at the bowling club bar The staffies are in They’re making a din See you there At the bowling club dance See you there At the bowling club dance See you there We’ll do a progressive barn dance around the pole
