[Verse 1] Oh this is easy, I've got it in the bag I'm the lead, no matter how they drag I've got the looks, the charm, the voice They cast me first, I'm the obvious choice Of course I'm going for Malcolm, what do you expect? Here I come, I have all the flair, the physicality And of course the right personality [Verse 2] Other guys, oh, they don't stand a chance Too short, too old, can't even dance Overweight, weird, ornot the right type I'm leading man material, I'm the hype But just to prove it, I'll sing this tune Make 'em swoon from morning to noon It's not a contest, I'm the guy on top I'll nail this role, no one else can swap [Bridge] Maybe I'll film this secretly Hmm But nah, I'll just play it cool and hum Anyway, here's my generic hero song audition [Outrro] Watch me win with perfect precision!
