ComicCon Common Courtesy

[Verse 1] WOOOOOAAAAWWW, Damn man, you stank! You smell like roadkill ran over by a shit powered tank Of the thousands of neckbeards here, you’re by far the worst Your B.O. burning my eyes, and the line for merch has dispersed [Chorus] Put on some goddamn deodorant! Stop being so fuckin ignorant No one wants to smell your last weeks worth of sweat Put on some goddamn deodorant! How the hell did you miss this, this important step have you even showered yet? It's just Comic Con Common Courtesy! [Guitar Solo] [Verse] The furries are gagging and crying in their fursuits Master Chief is wishing his gun could really shoot The hot anime babes have put on hazmat suits They've hidden their thongs, and it's all cuz of you, dude! [Bridge] I’m trapped in hell! Crammed shoulder to shoulder with a guy Who’s lost his sense of smell! I’m gonna spew! On Princess Peach’s shoes, or Dr. Who’s bowtie I don’t know what to do! “…oh god…” [Breakdown] [Chorus] Put on some goddamn deodorant! I’m now far beyond impatient You’ve ruined my day, now I'll ruin yours Time to take this garbage heap Back to the curb of the street Kick his rank ass out the fucking door Here's your Comic Con Common Courtesy! [Finale] “Take a shower before going to a convention filled with thousands of people, all trapped inside of a tin can, you idiot” [End]