[Intro] Belial may be Lord of the Flies, With his buzzing little minions in the skies, But when it comes to passion, hips, and sighs— Step aside, boys… I’m the Lord of the Thighs! [Verse 1] I’m the bringer of sighs, The collector of cries, A connoisseur of curves And a lover of eyes. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, And I’ve never seen a woman I didn’t want to hold her. Something about a woman makes me smolder, And the fire of my passions Just keeps getting bolder! Short, tall, big, or small, I’m an equal-opportunity lover of all. Beautiful, homely, or femme fatale, If she’s got a smile, I’m ready to call! [Pre-Chorus] I don’t need a halo, I don’t need wings, I’ve got a weakness For feminine things. A little bit of trouble, A little bit of tease— She can bring this devil Right down to his knees! [Chorus] I’m the Lord of the Thighs! The bringer of sighs! The prince of temptation With bedroom eyes! I’m the Duke of Desire, The Baron of Bliss, I’m dangerously talented At giving a kiss! The angels may sing, The demons may scheme, But I’ve got a kingdom Built on every man’s dream! So if you hear laughter And somebody lies— It might just be me… The Lord of the Thighs! [Verse 2] Give me a woman with a twinkle in her eye, And suddenly my standards Go straight bye bye. I like confidence, I like charm, I like a woman Who can set off an alarm! She can be classy, She can be vulgar, She can have a heart Full of innocent hunger. She can wear silk, She can wear jeans, She can walk into the room And dominate my dreams! I’m not particular, I’m not hard to please, I appreciate beauty In all its degrees. From petite little pixies To statuesque queens, I’m a connoisseur Of feminine scenes! [Chorus] I’m the Lord of the Thighs! The bringer of sighs! The prince of temptation With bedroom eyes! I’m the Duke of Desire, The Baron of Bliss, I’m dangerously talented At giving a kiss! The angels may sing, The demons may scheme, But I’ve got a kingdom Where temptation flies— And the national anthem Is laughter and sighs! Bow down before me— The Lord of the Thighs! [Bridge] Now, I’m not saying I’m a man of sin… But if temptation knocks, I’ll probably let her in. I’m not saying I’m ruled by desire… But somehow every skirt Sets my soul on fire! And if Cupid comes knocking, I’ll give him a grin: Son, put down the arrows— You already win! [Breakdown] Short! Tall! Big! Small! Curves that could Hypnotize us all! Blonde! Brunette! Redhead too! There’s something about women That makes me say, How do you do? Femme fatale! Girl next door! I thought I had standards— Then she walked through the door! [Final Chorus] I’m the Lord of the Thighs! The bringer of sighs! The devilish dream With the wandering eyes! Belial’s got flies, But I’ve got the thighs! He can have the buzzing— I’ll take the surprise! Beauty is fleeting, But passion survives, And I’ll happily worship The curves of my life! So raise up your glasses, Let temptation arise— Make room in Hell, boys… For THE LORD OF THE THIGHS! [Outro] Belial may rule The flies in the skies, But nobody’s ruling The way that I rise… When it comes to desire, There’s no compromise— I’ve got one little kingdom… And it’s between the thighs!
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