[Verse 1] You're 75, I'm 61 not as pretty but with the same bad back, You got kittens on the couch, I got work boots by the mat. You say you're too old for romance, honey I hear what you say, But you still laugh at my dumb jokes, and you made my whole damn day. [Chorus] We both know Earth is the only hell we've seen, You don't care 'bout Trump and I watch every screen, But at our age romance ain't what it used to be, It's you checkin' my shoes before I head to work for me, Right shoe on the right foot, left on the left, Darlin' that's more love than the rest. [Verse 2] You feed your kitties at sunrise, you know each one by name, I bring you coffee, you tell me I'm late again — same old game. We both got creaky knees and stories we could sell, But sittin' on your porch beats any heaven from this hell. [Chorus] We both know Earth is the only hell we've seen, You don't care 'bout Trump and I watch every screen, But at our age romance ain't what it used to be, It's you checkin' my shoes before I head to work for me, Right shoe on the right foot, I'm proud to confess, Darlin' that's more love than the rest. [Bridge - soft & funny] They want roses and trips to Paris, We want heat pads and early rest, You say "We're too old for all that fussin'", I say "Honey, that's as bad as cussin'" [Final Chorus - bigger, warm] We both know Earth is the only hell we know, But with you and those cats, it's still a damn good show, And if romance means intercourse — let's be clear, my queen, It's you makin' sure I got my shoes on right before I leave. Right shoe on the right foot, that's my romance baby Darlin', that's more love than the rest, Yeah darlin', that's more love than the rest.
