[Intro] Yeah, yeah Uh-huh Bedtime rules, y’all Pomsky patrol, let’s go [Hook] No bones in the bed, No bones in the bed, If a human wants sleep, Use your dog beds instead. No bones in the bed, Yeah, I said what I said, Ain’t no midnight rawhide summit By my feet in this bed. [Verse 1] Juno swiped one, yeah, she moved real slick, Kali grabbed two, made the whole room trip, Nila came through like, “Hold up, that’s mine,” Tiny little fluff gang pullin’ crimes at bedtime. Big dogs froze up, lookin’ shocked, confused, Like, “Did we just get robbed? Were we just used?” Three little bandits with a fuzzy disguise, Ran a full rawhide hustle right before my eyes. [Hook] No bones in the bed, No bones in the bed, If a human wants sleep, Use your dog beds instead. No bones in the bed, Yeah, I said what I said, No crunch, no chew, No stink in the spread. [Verse 2] No gnawin’, no crunchin’, no slobbery mess, I’m not tryna sleep in a canine nest, Take that snack to the hallway, take it to your lair, But nobody better drag that rawhide up in here. ’Cause bedtime means sleep, not a meathead fight, Not a growly little chew-fest late at night, Not a bone board meeting by my feet, Y’all adorable, sure — but I mean this ain’t no place to eat. [Bridge] Juno tucked in, Kali laid low, Nila curled up like, “Okay, I’ll go,” Peace in the room, stars overhead, And not one single bone got smuggled into da bed. [Final Hook] No bones in the bed, No bones in the bed, You fluffy little criminals, Use your dog beds instead. Juno, Kali, and Nila All tucked in their heads, And the human sleeps in peace tonight… With no bones in the bed. [Outro] That’s right Lights out Rawhides out Goodnight
