(Intro – chain rattles, trap door creak, wet rope stretch) Tick-tock, motherfuckers The clock on your life just hit zero Gitmo Bay, 0500 Sun’s coming up red And 47 brand-new gallows are thirsty (Hook 1 – deathcore gang chant, boots stomping in unison) GITMO GALLOWS SWING – watch the traitors kick! Toe-point ballet while the neck goes CLICK! Gurgle gurgle little piggies – piss runs down the leg Black hoods, orange jumpsuits – dance for the camera, beg! SWING SWING SWING – let the bodies drop! Seventeen at a time – the kicking never stops! GITMO GALLOWS SWING – hear the wet ropes sing! Justice served medium-rare with a toe-kicky gurgle thing! (Verse 1 – roll call of the damned) Hillary up first – ankles twitch like a dying spider Neck stretched two feet – voice box turned to cider Bill right behind her – “I did not have sexual—” CRACK His dick still hard from the island – now it’s swinging slack Obama doing the helicopter – legs spinning like a fan Michelle’s Adam’s apple popping – yes we filmed it, yes we can Podesta brothers side by side – Tony’s red shoes drip red John’s pizza-map handkerchief soaked through with piss instead (Verse 2 – celebrity row) Tom Hanks crying “there’s been a mistake” Trap drops – mistake fixed, neck steak Oprah screaming “YOU get a rope! And YOU get a rope!” We gave her one special – extra thick, slow choke Ellen’s last joke: “Be kind” – we kindly broke her spine Chrissy Teigen live-tweeting her own drop – “why is this happening” – divine (Hook 2 – breakdown – crowd moshing in the courtyard) TOE KICKY GURGLE GURGLE – piss puddle symphony! Legs doing the Gitmo jig – final pedo harmony! SWING SWING SWING – 14 feet of air! Tongues out, eyes bulging – nobody left to care! GITMO GALLOWS SWING – best show on Earth! Every kick a kid they raped – every gurgle their worth! (Verse 3 – politician conga line) Schiff’s bug eyes finally match his stretched-out throat Pelosi’s face lift sliding off like a broken goat Schumer crying for his donors – they’re swinging right beside him Goldman Sachs execs in a row – kosher necks providing rhythm Zuckerberg blinking in Morse code – “please human mercy” We answered in 7.62 – no more censorship controversy (Verse 4 – the big tech & media row) Jack Dorsey’s beard soaked in tears and urine flow Bezos laughing till the rope shuts up the glow Fauci doing the double-kick – left foot, right foot, still We left his mask on so he dies in the lie he tried to sell CNN anchors in a beautiful chorus line Don Lemon’s last words: “This is extremely racist” – fine (Bridge – slow, crushing) One by one the gallows fill Forty-seven ropes, forty-seven kills Sun climbs higher, shadows shrink Not one traitor left to think Just boots still twitching in the breeze And children finally sleep with ease (Final Hook – entire base screaming, fists in the air) GITMO GALLOWS SWING – watch the bastards DANCE! Toe-kicky gurgle death romance! SWING SWING SWING – let the black flags wave! Every kick a soul we saved! GITMO GALLOWS SWING – the sound of justice served raw! Gurgle gurgle motherfucker – that’s the only law! SWING ‘EM HIGH, LET ‘EM FLY, WATCH THE LEGS GO LIMP! THE TOE-KICKY GURGLE IS THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM! (Outro – trap doors slamming in perfect rhythm, fading into ocean waves) Swing… swing… swing… Gurgle… Silence. GITMO GALLOWS STILL SWINGING 17 ropes still warm **Come and see the show. Bring the kids. They earned it.
