Would you want a wooden nose? Tell a lie, and then it grows. Your best friend, you give a hug But splinters into his flesh are dug. Fresh baked cookies, you take a sniff. Rewarded with a stale & wooden whiff. Your best friend is just an idiot heckler No better than a hungry woodpecker To see you use a painted eye, then ditch that annoying cricket spy. You see the girl, who you admire, But suddenly you catch on fire. Listen with elongated donkey ears, from smoking cigars and drinking beers. Inside a whale you take a look. Dance a jig as the wires are shook.
