SQRL Task Force: Bark Warrant

[Spoken Intro] In the shadow of the one suspicious tree... A single officer stands watch. Her name is Clover. And the squirrels are already guilty. [Verse 1] One leaf moved wrong in the morning light One tail flashed high, then fled from sight The humans laughed, said, “girl, it’s gone” But Clover knew the case was on Nose to the ground, ears to the sky Justice gleaming in her eye Tiny paws on sacred dirt Somebody’s hiding in that birch [Pre-Chorus] Acorns scattered Branches shake Every squirrel Made one mistake [Chorus] SQRL Task Force Bark warrant signed Tree Crimes Division No nut left behind Officer Clover Patrols the yard Small dog justice Goes extremely hard [Verse 2] She saw the suspect flee the scene Gray little menace, fast and mean Up that trunk with criminal flair Like laws do not apply up there She plants her feet, lets out a roar The neighbors know what she is for Not a bark, a sworn report Filed in canine squirrel court [Pre-Chorus] Tail goes curly Eyes go wide No fugitive Gets to hide [Chorus] SQRL Task Force Bark warrant signed Tree Crimes Division No nut left behind Officer Clover Patrols the yard Small dog justice Goes extremely hard [Bridge] They call her obsessed They call her dramatic But squirrel-based crime Is highly problematic The tree remembers The branches know Clover stands guard Where the guilty go [Breakdown] Bark! Warrant! Bark! Warrant! Acorn evidence Tail print found Suspect vanished Still tree-bound [Final Chorus] SQRL Task Force Bark warrant signed Tree Crimes Division No nut left behind Officer Clover Defender of law Tiny black muzzle And thunderous paw SQRL Task Force Raise the alarm No squirrel escapes The long arm of charm [Outro] The humans may doubt her But history will show Clover was right About that tree all along