"After ten thousand years, I hath risen! It is time to rule once again! FEAR ME!" [Verse 1] I... I don't understand I used to strike FEAR In the hearts of Each mortal man But now, they just laugh. "Hey grandpa, nice staff!" "Who are you, the Charmin Crusader?" "Are you from Tomb Raider?" [Pre-Chorus] But laugh all you want I will be revered This mummy will rule! AND YOU WILL ALL FEARrrrRrrrR!!!! ..... [Cough] [Clears throat] me? [Chorus] Oh I don't understand I was once the man! A box office HIT! I RULED THE WHOLE LAND! But now I'm a joke I'm done. It's A WRAP! Left in the past. Finished. NO CAP! BUT I'M COMING BACK! [Verse 2] They tried to revive me They brought in TOM CRUZE! But even that effin' nut Couldn't get good reviews I was once KING! Best selling costume! But that was way back In nineteen twenty two!!!!! [Spoken] Which, honestly, all things considered wasn't really THAT long ago... [Chorus] Oh I don't understand I was once the man! A box office HIT! I RULED THE WHOLE LAND! But now I'm a joke I'm done. It's A WRAP! Left in the past. Finished. NO CAP! BUT I'M COMING BACK! [Bridge] [Drop to bass and guitar chops, horns answering each line] Maybe there's room For one more resurrection Because Brendan had his After years of rejection So Fraser, please give me Some help, some direction I just need A career course correctionnnnnnnn! [Chorus] [Gang vocals] Oh I don't understand I was once the man! A box office HIT! I RULED THE WHOLE LAND! But now I'm a joke I'm done. It's A WRAP! Left in the past. Finished. NO CAP! BUT I'M COMING BACK! AND I! WILL! HAVE! THE! LASTTTTTTT LAUGH!!!!!
