VII. The Grand Old Hotel

[Verse] There's a grand old hotel in the country Up on the moors of Devonshire And you can get there from the railway station But you better not come here All the deaths are unrelated It's got nothing to do with the old witch's curse All the murders are coincidence But it doesn't get any worse [Verse 2] It's just not that nice It's just not that nice But it's still half-price But it's still half-price [Chorus] It'll haunt your dreams It'll haunt your dreams It'll haunt your dreams It'll haunt your dreams [Verse 3] You know it's never a good idea to go back So you shouldn't stay here again Don't go back Never go back So you shouldn't stay here again And we need some new tourists in the area But you better not come here And all the screaming you hear is just Somebody watching football [Verse 4] It's just not that nice It's just not that nice But it's still half-price But it's still half-price [Chorus] It'll haunt your dreams It'll haunt your dreams It'll haunt your dreams It'll haunt your dreams