[Verse] Out on the porch, with the sun settin' low, Grandpa's rockin', the breeze starts to blow. Suddenly silence, then laughter with ease, Someone pipes up, "Who cut the cheese?" [Chorus] Who cut the cheese? Oh, won't you confess? A crime so foul, it leaves us a mess. The dog starts barkin', we're weak in the knees, Somebody tell me, who cut the cheese? [Verse 2] Aunt May's in the kitchen, bakin' a pie, She swears it wasn't her, but we see her sly eye. Uncle Joe's smilin', but he won't say please, We’re all still wonderin', who cut the cheese? [Chorus] Who cut the cheese? Oh, won't you confess? A crime so foul, it leaves us a mess. The dog starts barkin', we're weak in the knees, Somebody tell me, who cut the cheese? [Bridge] The cows in the pasture are givin' a glare, The rooster's complainin', it’s too much to bear. Grandma's chucklin', with a fan by her side, But no one's ownin' up to this fragrant ride. [Verse 3] Now the sun's long gone, the moon's on the rise, The air's gettin' clearer, no more surprise. But the legend will linger, like a breeze through the trees, We'll never forget who cut the cheese.
