[SCENE — SUNSET ACROSS THE NEIGHBORHOOD] [sound design: crickets, porch lights clicking on, distant screen doors, soft wind] [Young Tuxedo: eager young male voice] Mr. Gray… where do we live? [Gray Tabby: deep, experienced male voice] We don’t. [pause] [Gray Tabby] We’re distributed. [VERSE 1: GRAY TABBY] No fences hold what we become No single bowl, no chosen home We drift through doors left open wide Where comfort and timing coincide They think a name means something true Like one address we answer to But every porch we come across Is just another place we cross [PRE-CHORUS: ALL] Not possession, not a chain Just a pattern in the rain [CHORUS: ALL] Unofficially owned That’s how it goes Half the neighborhood Already knows Unofficially owned We come and go We settle where The catnip grows [VERSE 2: CALICO] [Calico: cheerful country female voice] Mrs. Parker swears I’m hers alone Same as Johnson down the road But I don’t correct their view It’s easier to let them do A bowl appears, I make my rounds Sunlit stairs, soft backyard sounds And somewhere in the quiet green A garden changes what I mean [Black Cat: dry, sarcastic female voice] Catnip isn’t food. It’s strategy. [PRE-CHORUS: ALL] No ownership, no decree Just shared geography [CHORUS: ALL] Unofficially owned That’s how it goes Half the neighborhood Already knows Unofficially owned We come and go We settle where The catnip grows [VERSE 3: ORANGE CAT] [Orange Cat: energetic radio-announcer male voice] Maple Street went full bloom phase I adjusted all my afternoon stays Birch Street’s running light this week So I shifted where I sleep and eat It’s not control, it’s not command It’s just what all of us understand Certain yards just pull us in Like the system we are living in [Young Tuxedo: curious young male voice] So catnip decides where we belong? [Gray Tabby: steady, amused male voice] No. [pause] [Gray Tabby] It tells us where things are good. [BRIDGE] [sound cue: bass drops, radio static, evening wind] [Orange Cat: broadcast voice] Neighborhood bulletin! [All Cats] Bulletin! [Orange Cat] Catnip conditions across districts remain stable. [All Cats: satisfied hum] [Calico: curious] Any changes? [Orange Cat] Birch Street entered peak bloom status. [All Cats: collective “ohhh”] [Black Cat: dry] That’ll affect traffic. [Young Tuxedo: quieter now] So nobody owns us. [Gray Tabby: warm, grounded] And we don’t own anything. [FINAL CHORUS: ALL] Unofficially owned That’s how it goes Half the neighborhood Already knows Unofficially owned We come and go We settle where The catnip grows Unofficially owned No need to show We always land Where it feels like home [OUTRO] [sound cue: night fully settling, distant porch doors closing, collar bell fading] [Young Tuxedo: soft, satisfied] So what are we? [Gray Tabby: calm, final] Neighborhood regulars. [pause] [Gray Tabby] On a very good route. [sound of multiple homes calling faintly in the distance] “Buddy!” “Shadow!” “Mittens!” “Oliver!” [Gray Tabby: faint smile in voice] Yeah… that’s us. [sound cue: crickets swell, fade out]