Da-Ding!

I will eviscerate you with wit And promise to make it uncomfortable to sit... With descriptions of mundane things Designed to make you go QUIT! [Laughter] I am a force of nature A polymath instigator An insatiable salient debater Sapiosexual, heteroflexible Cis female, six foot to boot So pop that in your poop chute I can totally deal and do a rap because my brain just rattles out this crap it's on tap... daa ding.... Life need not be a chore banish those thoughts put them in the NOT, no more! pile And concentrate your time on the what is a better way to live sublime Do the things that fire you up make your life a positive thing That has been my modus operandi Put me on the path of positive to plenty Wake up, wash your face get the cobwebs out find your place stretch out your arms to grasp and then attack the day with zeal and to love to attract Pull in the things you love seek guidance from above address the things you must reject those that seem like fluff daa ding!! Make your day sing! daa ding! And the peace it brings! I am a force of nature A polymath instigator An insatiable salient debater Sapiosexual, heteroflexible Cis female, six foot to boot So pop that in your poop chute I can totally deal and do a rap because my brain just rattles out this crap it's on tap... daa ding.... Life need not be a chore banish those thoughts put them in the NOT, no more! pile And concentrate your time on the what is a better way to live sublime Do the things that fire you up make your life a positive thing That has been my modus operandi Put me on the path of positive to plenty Wake up, wash your face get the cobwebs out find your place stretch out your arms to grasp and then attack the day with zeal and to love to attract Pull in the things you love seek guidance from above address the things you must reject those that seem like fluff daa ding!! Make your day sing! daa ding! And the peace it brings! I am a force of nature A polymath instigator An insatiable salient debater Sapiosexual, heteroflexible Cis female, six foot to boot So pop that in your poop chute I can totally deal and do a rap because my brain just rattles out this crap it's on tap... daa ding!! Edit Displayed Lyrics