Missed my bus Lost my shoe Coffee landed On me too Phone went swimming In the sink Boss said, “Morning!” I said, “Think.” Dog ate breakfast Cat ate lunch Life just hit me With a punch What comes next? I don’t know Here we go! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! You’re gonna need it! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! Try not to eat it! If the roof falls down And your pants get stuck Smile at the universe— GOOD LUCK! Bought a ticket Wrong damn train Found an umbrella No damn rain Met a fortune teller Yesterday She looked at me And ran away Toast fell butter-side On my chair Sat right down— I do not care! Life’s a circus I’m the duck Quack, quack— GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! You’re gonna need it! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! Try not to eat it! When your GPS says “Drive through that truck” Trust your instincts— GOOD LUCK! Monday? GOOD LUCK! Tuesday? GOOD LUCK! Wednesday caught fire? GOOD LUCK! Thursday disappeared? GOOD LUCK! Friday married Sunday? GOOD LUCK! Wait— WHAT?! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! Nobody planned it! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! We barely understand it! When life gives lemons And your blender gets stuck Forget the lemonade— GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! Did it work? No. Excellent. GOOD LUCK!
