I donβt chase, I nap and attract, Manifesting while I lay on my back. Vision quest, but make it horizontal, Spiritually vertical, physically horizontal. I hiss at bad energy, Purr at compliments, Scratch people emotionally When they cross my energetic fence. Built a throne out of throw pillows. Worship me with head pats. If you stress me out, I disappear For three to five business naps. I donβt argue, I vanish, Like a spiritually advanced house cat. My love language is Slow blinks and disappearing acts. High Purr-iestressβ¦ Meow. Why am I ancient But still broke right now? High Purr-iestressβ¦ Purr purr purr. I know the secrets But forgot my purse. High Purr-iestressβ¦ Okay but listen. Iβm divine, Iβm tired, I need a kitten. (sigh sound background) Ancient soul, new litter box, Reincarnated, still got thoughts. Lived nine lives, still canβt relax, Ascended once, came back for snacks. Third eye open, fridge is empty, Universe vast, vibes still iffy. I see God, God sees me, God says, βGirl, go drink some tea.β Burning sage, coughing hard, Forgot the prayer, still feels charmed. Summoned peace, summoned dread, Mostly summoned a snack instead. Tried to meditate, fell asleep, Met my spirit guide, we didnβt speak. Just sat there vibing, eating light, Then I woke up hungry again last night. I astral project, get distracted, Forget my mission, start free-snacking. Was supposed to heal ancestral lines, Ended up reorganizing crystals by vibe. High Purr-iestressβ¦ Meow. Why am I ancient But still broke right now? High Purr-iestressβ¦ Purr purr purr. I know the secrets But forgot my purse. High Purr-iestressβ¦ Okay but listen. Iβm divine, Iβm tired, I need a kitten. prrr..prr.. I cry in aesthetic lighting, It feels more cinematic. If Iβm gonna spiral, At least let it look dramatic. I journal daily, ignore my texts, Both are coping, I guess. I talk to my cat about my feelings, She judges me less.
