Verse 1: In a land of dragons and knights so bold, There was a knight who wasn't quite so gold, He donned his armor, shiny and bright, But tripped on his sword, oh what a sight! Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in the middle of the fight, I swing my sword left and right, but it never lands quite right, With a stumble and a bumble, I'm a medieval plight, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, oh what a silly sight! Verse 2: The king said, "Fight, defend our land!" But our knight had butterfingers and wobbly hands, He charged at the foe with a mighty roar, And promptly fell face-first on the floor. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in the middle of the fight, I swing my sword left and right, but it never lands quite right, With a stumble and a bumble, I'm a medieval plight, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, oh what a silly sight! Bridge: The archers laughed, the squires did too, The horses neighed, "What will he do?" But our knight stood up, with a grin so wide, Said, "At least I tried, at least I tried!" Verse 3: He swung his sword with all his might, Hit his own shield, oh what a sight, But in the end, he saved the day, By making the enemy laugh and run away. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in the middle of the fight, I swing my sword left and right, but it never lands quite right, With a stumble and a bumble, I'm a medieval plight, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, oh what a silly sight! Outro: So raise your cups and drink with cheer, For the clumsy knight we hold so dear, He might not fight with grace or skill, But he's the knight we love, and always will!
