Buttons! Buttons! Lots of little buttons! Which one do I push? I don't know! Let's find out! There's a red button, Sitting on the shelf! Nobody knows what it does, Not even Kaelith herself! Push it once! Push it twice! Push it three times! That's probably not wise! There's a bubble button, Round and shiny blue! Bubble bubble bubble, What else could it do? Push the button! Push the button! Which one will it be? Push the button! Push the button! Something's gonna happen, see! Red one! Bubble one! Pick one! Pick one! Push the button! Push the button! WHY IS IT LOOKING AT ME?! There's a muffin button, Have you had enough? One little push And suddenly— MUFFIN STUFF! There's a duck button, Quack it if you can! Quack quack here! Quack quack there! QUACKING EVERYWHERE! There's a chicken button, What does chicken do? Press it once— Press it twice— Nobody knows! Nobody knows! Push the button! Push the button! Which one will it be? Push the button! Push the button! Something's gonna happen, see! Muffin! Duck! Chicken! QUACK! Push the button! There's no turning back! There's a cake button, That's a button I can trust! Cake cake cake! Yes, we must! There's a bone waffle button, Don't ask me why! Bone waffles! Bone waffles! Breakfast from the sky! There's a cookie button, Tiny little treat! Push the cookie button— Now there's cookies EVERYWHERE! There's a wine button... Ohhhhh... There's a steak button... Ohhhhh... That's dinner. STEAK! COOKIE! CAKE! MUFFIN! QUACK! BAWK! POP! CRUNCH! But wait! What's that button over there? It's big! It's red! It's got a warning! It says... NUCLEAR. Uh-oh. Only as a last resort... Don't push it! Don't push it! Don't push it! Don't— OH NO. Push the button! Push the button! Everything is fine! Push the button! Push the button! Probably this time! Red one! Bubble! Muffin! Duck! Chicken! Cake! Bone waffle! COOKIE! Wine! Steak! And if all else fails... NUCLEAR! Buttons! Buttons! Buttons everywhere! Push one! Push two! Push three! WHO CARES?! KAELITH HAS TOO MANY BUTTONS! ...boop.
