Giff-Battle Stim

[Intro – The Boom Before the Charge] In brass-lined labs ‘neath sooty skies, They crafted a tonic with cannon cries. A draught distilled, with fire untold— Where Boomblast ranks took thunderous hold. [Verse 1 – Tactical Overconfidence] Sergeant Ironhorn led the fray with might, Declared, “That throne’s a chair—no fight!” He drew his plans on sandwich bread, And cheered, “The back line’s fully fed!” [Verse 2 – Detonation Sneezes] Gunner Blastpipe sniffed—his snout did quake, One sneeze and hills were made to break. The blast rolled out, their cheers grew rich, As foes went tumbling down the ditch. [Verse 3 – Reflex Overdrive] Corporal Quickclaw moved with speed so stark, He swayed and dodged, a blur in the dark. His hands reacted, his mind unaware— Blocking his own strikes with frantic flair. [Verse 4 – Enhanced Volume] Lieutenant Shellshout whispered low, Yet shattered glass from toe to crow. His thoughts, like shouts, rang through the air— And echoed screams for all to share. [Verse 5 – Echo Platoon] Private Echocharge hailed unseen ranks, And led ghost troops to phantom tanks. He blamed their hush on stealthy art, Then stormed alone to play his part. [Verse 6 – Explosive Flatulence] Bombardier Brassgut grinned with glee, And let loose a blast for all to see. The air was rocked, the ground did quake, As his farts made the earth itself shake. [Verse 7 – Roar in the Wild] Major Boomfuse roared, the beasts took flight, Birds dropped from the air in sudden fright. His bellow echoed through canyon’s face, And called the squirrels to join the chase. [Bridge – “The Madness Marches On”] Boots like drums and eyes alight— They march as one into the fight. No side effect they’d e’er rescind; More stims await—let tests begin! [Outro – Stimulant Protocol] Mark your dose, then count to ten; Pray you live to dose again. It’s war, it’s weird, it’s Giff-approved— A lawless brew you can’t remove!