This is not a song? It's a situation!

Dubstep, EDM, Hyperpop, Bass House, comedy, fun

This is not a song.
This is a situation...
Boots on?
Bass on!
You said you’re fine but, you not moving too fast,
That’s a symptom, babe, hand me F-ing your past.
I saw that posture, I clocked that sigh,
Stand up straight while that synth goes by.
You brought chaos, I brought tabs,
Spreadsheets, snacks, and emotional labs.
You call it flirting, I call it a test,
Sit. Breathe. Vibe. I see you and You’re doing your best.
Inhale confidence.
Exhale excuses.
If you whine again
We’re doing affirmations to this dubstep t-t-t-tonight..
I’m your Mommy, Domme, licensed in vibes,
I boss you around but in healthy tribes.
Did you eat? Did you sleep? Did you lie to me?
Drop it low for accountability.
Yes Mommy to the beat, obey the sound,
Spin in a circle, now touch the ground.
I’m not mad, I’m just precise,
Now hydrate twice. Hydrate twice.
You want freedom, I want routine,
We meet in the middle with a trampoline.
You talk back cute, I raise one pen,
Suddenly you’re journaling again.
I don’t punish, I redirect,
You’re in timeout with a glowstick necklace.
Think about your choices while the bass goes BRRR,
Personal growth but make it absurd.
PURRR
This is Mommy speaking.
Remain calm.
The drop is approaching.
Your emotional support water bottle should be within reach.
I’m your Mommy, Domme, chaos with care,
Firm boundaries and glitter in my hair.
Clean your room, then shake your soul,
Not like that. move. 
C-C-C-Control.
Rules are fake but the tone is law,
Clap with me,  you'll the feel awe.
Did You just say “sorry,” I say “slay,”
Now do a little dance for personal development, 
okay?
I don’t want control.
I want cooperation.
I want you thriving.
But also listening.
And also vibing.
And also we still on ?
Yes Mommy, yes beat, yes bizarre plan,
Confidence up like a feral fan.
I nurture, I lead, I roast you light,
Now text me “home safe” later tonight.
Did you drink water?
Did you eat?
Say “thank you Mommy” to the ridiculous beat.
Hydrate.
Stretch.
Behave.
Live responsibly.
Mommy has a clipboard.
And she’s watching.
D.J. Desire

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This is not a song. This is a situation... Boots on? Bass on! You said you’re fine but, you not moving too fast, That’s a symptom, babe, hand me F-ing your past. I saw that posture, I clocked that sigh, Stand up straight while that synth goes by. You brought chaos, I brought tabs, Spreadsheets, snacks, and emotional labs. You call it flirting, I call it a test, Sit. Breathe. Vibe. I see you and You’re doing your best. Inhale confidence. Exhale excuses. If you whine again We’re doing affirmations to this dubstep t-t-t-tonight.. I’m your Mommy, Domme, licensed in vibes, I boss you around but in healthy tribes. Did you eat? Did you sleep? Did you lie to me? Drop it low for accountability. Yes Mommy to the beat, obey the sound, Spin in a circle, now touch the ground. I’m not mad, I’m just precise, Now hydrate twice. Hydrate twice. You want freedom, I want routine, We meet in the middle with a trampoline. You talk back cute, I raise one pen, Suddenly you’re journaling again. I don’t punish, I redirect, You’re in timeout with a glowstick necklace. Think about your choices while the bass goes BRRR, Personal growth but make it absurd. PURRR This is Mommy speaking. Remain calm. The drop is approaching. Your emotional support water bottle should be within reach. I’m your Mommy, Domme, chaos with care, Firm boundaries and glitter in my hair. Clean your room, then shake your soul, Not like that. move. C-C-C-Control. Rules are fake but the tone is law, Clap with me, you'll the feel awe. Did You just say “sorry,” I say “slay,” Now do a little dance for personal development, okay? I don’t want control. I want cooperation. I want you thriving. But also listening. And also vibing. And also we still on ? Yes Mommy, yes beat, yes bizarre plan, Confidence up like a feral fan. I nurture, I lead, I roast you light, Now text me “home safe” later tonight. Did you drink water? Did you eat? Say “thank you Mommy” to the ridiculous beat. Hydrate. Stretch. Behave. Live responsibly. Mommy has a clipboard. And she’s watching. D.J. Desire

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