Here it is — Band shout-outs + Southern Rock Remix of “Make Sure It’s Jack Black”. Live, loud, rowdy, and meant for a barroom that’s already half on its feet. --- 🎸 “MAKE SURE IT’S JACK BLACK” — Southern Rock Remix (Live Version) (Crowd noise… ice clinking, someone hollers “YEEEAH!”) 🎤 Lead Singer (over the noise): “Alright y’all — we’re gonna crank this one WIDE open! Make sure your drink’s full, make sure your boots are tight… And make sure it’s JACK BLACK!” --- 🔥 Fiddle + Slide Guitar Intro (Fast & Dirty) Fiddle screams a four-bar run — Steel guitar answers with a bending, howling lick — Then the box guitar snaps in with a hard stomp beat. Crowd WHISTLES. Drummer counts in: “ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!” --- 🎤 Verse 1 Well the sun ain’t up but the road is mine, Got a tank full of trouble and a clock past nine. If you’re ridin’ with me, better hold on tight, ‘Cause I ain’t slowin’ down ‘til the neon lights. --- 🎤 Chorus Make sure it’s Jack Black— Pour it tall and strong. Make sure that fiddle’s screamin’ On every single song. If you’re lookin’ for me, darlin’, I’ll be where the wild ones run… Make sure it’s Jack Black, ‘Cause the night’s just begun! --- 🎸 Band Shout-Outs (Over Rhythm Groove) 🎤 Singer: “Let’s introduce this rowdy bunch keepin’ this place alive tonight!” 🎻 “On the fiddle — give it up for RED-EYE RICK!” (Fiddle shreds a blistering 8-bar solo — crowd roars) 🎸 “On that steel guitar — SLIDEWAY SAM!” (Steel guitar cries out a soaring, whining bend) 🪕 “On box guitar — MUDDY MIKE, beatin’ that thing like it owes him money!” (Box guitar slams a hard percussive riff) 🥁 “Back there on the skins — LIGHTNING LARRY!” (Drum fill rolls across the room like thunder) 🎹 “Ticklin’ them ivories — MISS DAISY with the honky-tonk heat!” (Piano hammers a Jerry Lee Lewis-style run) 🎤 Singer (laughing): “This ain’t a band — it’s a stampede!” --- 🎤 Verse 2 (Southern Rock Kick-In) Hit the highway rollin’, got my boots in dust, Got a heart full of fire and a truck full of rust. If the good Lord’s willin’ and the creek don’t rise, We’ll be raising hell ‘til the sunrise. --- 🎤 Chorus (Bigger, Louder, With Band Vocal Echoes) Make sure it’s Jack Black— (JACK BLACK!) Fill it to the top. (DON'T STOP!) Make sure that fiddle’s flyin’ ‘Til the floorboards pop. If you’re huntin’ down the party, We’re the ones who bring the fun… Make sure it’s Jack Black, ‘Cause the night’s just begun! --- 🔥 Extended Jam / Breakdown Fiddle and steel duel — back and forth, trading licks. Box guitar starts stomping like a freight train. Piano glides up and down the keys in honky-tonk chaos. Drums slam into a halftime stomp — crowd CLAPS along. Singer hollers: “Somebody pour another round — we ain’t finished!” Band kicks back into full-speed southern rock fury. --- 🎤 Final Chorus (All-Out, Screaming Energy) Make sure it’s Jack Black— Pour it hard and strong. We’ll be singin’, swingin’, drinkin’, All night long! If you’re lookin’ for a memory, Baby we’re the ones… Make sure it’s Jack Black, ‘Cause the night— THE NIGHT— THE NIGHT’S JUST BEGUN! --- 🎤 Tag / Crowd Ending Fiddle slide… steel bend… piano hits a honky-tonk chord. Singer yells: “Goodnight, y’all! Tip your bartenders and MAKE SURE IT’S JACK BLACK!” Crowd explodes. --
