I've been ghosted by a cat, What ya think about that? (About that?) About that Oh my... I'm soooooo alone. Come home! Ghosted by a Cat I tried opening a can of food, And not to be crude, It smelled really good. To a cat? Crack! Yeah, just like that... Crack, crack, crack. Ghost, ghost, ghost... Not a shimmer nor a glimmer, A whisker twitch or a tail stitch. My cat is ghosting me, And I don't know what I did, you see. Took the catnip, sprinkled it liberally, Batted the little mice around, Shook the fishing line and feather up and down. I meowed like his mother, Crawled on my knees, Rolled on the floor and cried, "Please!" He wasn't under the bed, He wasn't in the parlor, He didn't hide under the couch, And the cat tree was an empty arbor. I've been ghosted by a cat, What ya think about that? About that? Oh my... I'm soooooo alone. Come home! You're in here, but I'm in despair. Do you hear, little creature friend? Is this the end? I swear I'll never do it again— I've been ghosted by a cat, What ya think about that? (About that?) About that Oh my... I'm soooooo alone. Come home! The ghosting thing again, Again, (again.) Kitty, kitty, kitty, Come to Papa. I miss you so, you know. I'm ghosted by a cat. He's six pounds of lovely fluff, And he knows so much stuff. Opens doors with his paws and all, Such a good friend, with furry purry bliss. Ghostey, ghostey... I've been ghosted again. I've been ghosted by a cat, What ya think about that? (About that?) About that Oh my... I'm soooooo alone. Come home!
