[Instrumental] Hi! Billy Mays here for OxiClean! [Verse] the stain specialist, powered by the air you breathe, activated by the water that you and I drink. (Mother Nature-approved, safe on your colored fabrics.) Use it on carpets. OxiClean seeks out organic stains, pet stains, food stains. (it gets down into the matting; into the padding.) [Prechrous] It even takes red wine and grape juice out of white carpeting. It cleans, it brightens, it eliminates odors all at the same time. [Chorus] Don’t just get it clean, get it OXICLEEEEEAN!!!!. [Guitar Solo] Oxiclean! [Verse] Make a paste. Make it 10 times as powerful! The longer you let it set, the easier it is (It will whiten your grout and get rid of your toughest stains.) Sometimes soaking is the solution. If you use bleach, you’ll ruin your clothes! (OxiClean won’t hurt the material – even lace! ) [Bridge] It has the power of bleach without the damaging side effects of chlorine. When your laundry detergent just isn’t enough, super charge it with OxiClean. One scoop in the laundry, it will make your whites whiter. It will make your brights Even brighter Grass stains, clay stains. As a stain remover, it’s the best! Long live your laundry! OxiClean, the stain specialist! [Guitar Solo] [Prechorus] We’ve sold millions of our two-and-half-pound tubs.. for 40 Dollars, But if you call now, we’ll cut the price in HALF, only 20 dollars! (You’ll also receive the Squirt Bottle and the Super Shammy absolutely free.) If you call during this show, you’ll receive a bottle of our world-famous Orange Clean. It cuts through the grease and the grime whether it’s baked on in the oven or caked on the stove. (You get all this for just 19.95.) [Buildup] But… call in the next 20 minutes, and we’ll super size your OxiClean from a two-and-a-half pound tub to a whopping six-pound bucket! Nearly triple the amount, but you got to call… NOW! [Chorus] Don’t just get it clean, get it OXICLEAN! Don’t just get it clean, get it OXICLEAN! Don’t just get it clean, get it OXICLEAN! Don’t just get it clean, get it OXICLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!!
