DAKKAJET! DA RED ONE GOES FASTA! [INTRO — IMMEDIATE BLAST BEAT, NO BUILDUP] OI! OI! OI! START DA ENJIN! EAT DA CRAYON! LET’S GET KRUMPIN’! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!! [VERSE 1 — LIGHTNING-FAST, RASPING VOCALS] RED ON DA FUSE AND RED ON DA WING! RED ON DA ENGINE, HEAR DAT BUGGER SING! PAINT IT RED, MAKE IT GO! FASTA DAN A BOLT FROM A HUMIE SHOOTA! GREEN IN ME GOB, BLACK ON ME BOOTS! YELLOW ON DA ROKKITS, BLUE ON DA LOOT! PURPLE JET? WHERE’D IT GO?! CAN’T SEE NUFFIN’ — LET’S HAVE A GO! [CHORUS — RAGGED GANG SHOUTS] RED GOES FASTA! BLUE IZ LUCKY! YELLOW MAKES DA BOOM REAL CHUNKY! PURPLE’S SNEAKY! BLACK IZ TOUGH! GREEN IZ BEST! NOW SHUT UP AND DAKKA! DAKKAJET! DAKKAJET! BURNIN’ UP DA SKY! DAKKAJET! DAKKAJET! WAAAGH UNTIL WE DIE! [VERSE 2 — FASTER, NO BREATHING ROOM] CRAYON IN ME LEFT HAND, SHOOTA IN ME RIGHT! EATIN’ ME SUPPER IN DA MIDDLE OF A FIGHT! ORANGE, PINK, WHITE — WHAT DO DEY DO?! ASK DA MEKBOY! HE AIN’T GOT A CLUE! RED PAINT DRIPPIN’ OFF DA PROPELLER BLADE! BOLTS COMIN’ LOOSE BUT DA SPEED’S BEEN UPGRADED! HUMIES ON DA RADAR, BOYZ IN DA REAR! PULL ON DA STICK AND GET OUTTA HERE! [BREAKDOWN — HALF-TIME SHOUTS, THEN EXPLOSIVE SPEED] OI! MEKBOY! WHY’S IT SMOKIN’?! OI! MEKBOY! WHY’S IT BROKEN?! OI! MEKBOY! WHY’S IT ON FIRE?! HE SAYS— DAT MEANS IT’S WORKIN’! NOW FLY IT ’IGHER! [SOLO — CHAOTIC, DISSONANT, FULL-SPEED RIFFING] RED! RED! RED! RED! FASTA TILL WE’RE DEAD! BLUE! BLUE! BLUE! BLUE! LUCKY WHEN WE SHOOT! YELLOW! YELLOW! BOOM! BLOW DA HUMIES OFF DA MOON! PURPLE! WHERE’D WE GO?! BLACK! LET’S KRUMP SOME MORE! [FINAL VERSE — UNHINGED GUTTURAL SCREAMING] GHAZGHKULL’S CALLIN’, DA WAAAGH’S IN DA SKY! CRAYON IN ME TEETH AND A TEAR IN ME EYE! ENGINE’S GONNA BLOW AND DA WING’S FALLIN’ OFF! I’M LAUGHIN’ SO HARD DAT I’M STARTIN’ TA COUGH! DA JET’S GONE LEFT! DA JET’S GONE RIGHT! DA JET’S GONE MISSIN’ IN DA MIDDLE OF DA FIGHT! OI! WHO ATE DA RED ONE?! KIRA DID! NOW ‘E’S GOIN’ FASTA! [FINAL CHORUS — MAXIMUM SPEED, EVERY ORK SHOUTING] RED GOES FASTA! BLUE IZ LUCKY! YELLOW MAKES DA BOOM REAL CHUNKY! PURPLE’S SNEAKY! BLACK IZ TOUGH! GREEN IZ BEST! NOW SHUT UP AND DAKKA! DAKKAJET! DAKKAJET! BURNIN’ UP DA SKY! DAKKAJET! DAKKAJET! WAAAGH UNTIL WE DIE! [OUTRO — ABRUPT STOP] OI. WHERE’S ME PLANE? WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
