Mana-Logues

You're in luck when your Ohana Includes the one that you call Mana And the wisdom she can bring to bear She'll show how she has blue whale socks And her big toes can make them talk While you breathe the salty, island air Mahalo for the Mana-logs For sharing wisdom from the gods In short-form videos sent out by text The guru in the muumuu Spreads knowledge from Oahu Don't you wonder what she'll teach us next? Turns out it's how she takes her pills A glass of water part-way filled To swallow dry could be considered reckless And if you think that's kind of lame And Mana's video is tame You notice that she has a special necklace Mahalo for the Mana-logs For sharing wisdom from the gods In short-form videos sent out by text The guru in the muumuu Spreads knowledge from Oahu Don't you wonder what she'll teach us next? The necklace pendant is metallic And more than a little phallic Dangling flaccid as you might expect But when Mana pulls upon a string You'll see the pendant do it's thing What was flaccid has become erect Mahalo for the Mana-logs For sharing wisdom from the gods In short-form videos sent out by text The guru in the muumuu Spreads knowledge from Oahu Don't you wonder what she'll teach us next?