The Gobbler’s Gospel (Release)

Mama’s in the kitchen with a smokehouse grin, Daddy’s preachin’ patience like a backwoods hymn. That turkey’s lookin’ holy as the fryer kicks in And Aunt Carol’s deadly casserole? We forgive that culinary sin. Grandpa’s tellin’ stories with his bourbon breath, Uncle Joe’s in the corner raisin’ hell again. The gravy starts boilin’ like a witch’s cauldron It’s Thanksgiving, child… Let the chaos begin. Pass the blessings, pass the blame, Praise the bird in gravy’s name. Raise your voice, ignite the flame At the table, we’re all the same. Welcome to the Gobbler’s Gospel, Where the saints headbang and pray! Praise the turkey, pass the stuffing, Let the riffs and blessings rain! Say Amen for mashed potatoes, Testify with every bite Welcome to the Gobbler’s Gospel… Where we feast and start a fight! Little cousin Jimmy’s doin’ TikToks bold, Grandma’s whisperin’ prayers for my soul. Somebody burned the rolls, that’s a mortal blow, And the dog stole the ham… That good boy knows. We take communion with moonshine shots, Bless the feast and bless our flawed thoughts. When the stuffing hits just right, we’re caught In the mighty, holy haze that tryptophan wrought. Bless the feast, ignore the feud, Pass the corn… adjust your mood. Bow your heads in gratitude For this caloric magnitude. Welcome to the Gobbler’s Gospel, Raise your forks and testify! Praise the turkey baked and battered, Let the casseroles sanctify! Say Amen for buttered carb-loads, Hallelujah, hold on tight Welcome to the Gobbler’s Gospel… Where wrong tastes so damn right. Can I get a GRAVY-LOO-YAH?! (GRAVY-LOO-YAH!) Can I get a FRIED-A-MEN?! (FRIED-A-MEN!) Brothers and sisters, We gather ‘round this mighty bird… Not for peace… Not for patience… But for LEFTOVERS! Welcome to the Gobbler’s Gospel, Lift your plates and glorify! Praise the turkey, praise the stuffing, Praise the carbs that never die! Shout Amen for family chaos, Hallelujah, bless our plight Welcome to the Gobbler’s Gospel… Where we feast into the night. Go in peace… Go in gravy… And may your leftovers be plentiful. Amen