[Intro] [Chords: Bm - Em] [Airhorns, heavy bass drop] Watch di camera a roll! Clear di road! Every step a pose, every dynamic exposed. People a par, just to be a viral star? Madness, clear di lane! [Verse 1, Caesura + Dub Poetry, Riddim Lock] Man a jump—off di bridge—just fi a like. Gyal a dance—pon di truck—inna di traffic spike. Phone inna air, flashing light, broad daylight, Dem a barter dem soul, fi a double tap tonight. Put di pepper inna eye, prank di granny fi di stream, Now di police blue light, wake dem up from di dream. Sipping hand sanitizer, screaming "live your best life!" Lose your job, lose your head, lose your husband and wife. [Chorus, Catchy/Rhythmic, Upbeat Bashment Bounce] Tell me, how you gonna act when di Wi-Fi drop? How you gonna dance when di server dem stop? All for di clout, make a fool pon di app, Now you locked inna cell, and nobody nah clap! Yeah, how you gonna act when di screen go black? No views, no reviews, and you can't take it back! [Verse 2, Internal Rhyme + Rapid Singjay Flow] See di influencer tripping, slipping, doing di flip, Eating ghost pepper chips till di lip start to rip. Man a fake a whole robbery, running through di mall, Now he crying to di judge, standing short, standing tall. Gyal a twerk pon di highway, blocking up di lane, All because she want a million followers inna her brain. No substance, no balance, just a algorithm slave, Digging out a digital hole straight to di grave! [Chorus, Catchy/Rhythmic] Tell me, how you gonna act when di Wi-Fi drop? How you gonna dance when di server dem stop? All for di clout, make a fool pon di app, Now you locked inna cell, and nobody nah clap! Yeah, how you gonna act when di screen go black? No views, no reviews, and you can't take it back! [Outro, Comedic Ad-libs, Bass Fade] [Wheel up, Reload] Put down di phone, youth! Go outside, touch some grass! No data connection inna di holding cell, you know? [Laughter] Zero bars. Log out. [Heavy bass echoes out]
