[Intro] Boom boom, DO-DON! KABUKI BOMBER! Exploding style, from Edo with fire! [Verse 1] Kimono fresh, eyeliner sharp, Samurai strut with electric harp. Step on stage, fan in hand, Do a flip—BOOM! Unplanned! Shout “Let’s go!” in full kabuki, Fireworks pop like mochi cookie. Confetti rain, spotlight spins, The show begins — let chaos win! [Pre-Chorus] Painted face with neon flash, Strike a pose, then lightning crash! Shamisen riffs, I swing my fan, KABUKI BOMBER — catch me if you can! [Chorus] KABUKI BOMBER! I’m dancing through the blast! Sparkle warpaint, hit so fast! Confused? Don’t worry, just scream loud— THIS IS A STAGE FIGHT, NOT A CROWD! KABUKI BOMBER! Breaking all the rules with style, Twirling fans, then fly a mile! Who needs sense when you’ve got BOOM? I light up every dressing room! [Verse 2] I ride a tiger through the smoke, Spin my fan, then disappear in cloak. Stage turns red, audience roars, I moonwalk straight through paper doors! My sword? It’s made of light and sound, It cuts through boredom all around. Three kabuki bows and split in mid-air, All I hear is… “That ain’t fair!!” [Bridge] They said, “You can’t bomb and twirl!” But I said, “Watch me, darling girl.” No logic here, just glitter bombs, I’m the storm in your cherry calm. [Final Chorus] KABUKI BOMBER! Thunderclap with every bow! Kabuki face like “WOW WOW WOW!” This ain’t tradition—it’s a vibe, Exploding honor, full high-five! KABUKI BOMBER! Samurai soul in disco flames! No curtain call, just yelling names! Goodbye shame, I launch and fly— Sayonaraaaaaaa—into the sky!! [Outro] (whispers) Stage is gone... But the bomb lives on. KABUKI… BOMBER… BOOM. [end]
