(Verse 1) I’d rather walk on hot coals, bare feet all day, Than feel this pain that won't go away. I’d rather swim with sharks, out in the deep, Than have this stone that won’t let me sleep. (Chorus) Oh, I’d take anything, anything you see, Over this torture, it’s misery. I’d rather have a thousand bones be thrown, Than suffer one more second with this kidney stone. (Verse 2) I’d rather juggle flaming swords, eyes closed tight, Than deal with this, oh what a fright! I’d rather eat a cactus, thorns and all, Than endure this tiny, painful brawl. (Chorus) Oh, I’d take anything, anything you see, Over this torture, it’s misery. I’d rather have a thousand bones be thrown, Than suffer one more second with this kidney stone. (Bridge) I’d rather face a hurricane, head-on strong, Or listen to my mother-in-law, all day long. I’d rather hug a porcupine, close and tight, Than feel this burning pain, it’s just not right. (Verse 3) I’d rather wrestle with a grizzly, in the wild, Or be stuck in traffic for a thousand miles. I’d rather do my taxes, with no end in sight, Than deal with this stone, it’s a losing fight. (Chorus) Oh, I’d take anything, anything you see, Over this torture, it’s misery. I’d rather have a thousand bones be thrown, Than suffer one more second with this kidney stone. (Outro) So here I am, just praying for relief, Wishing this stone would be a thief, And steal away, leave me alone, I’d take anything, over this kidney stone.
