I Got Banned From Walmart

I Got Banned From Walmart for Befriending the Rotisserie Chickens” Verse 1 Walked in the store with my Crocs on sport, Manager said, “Sir…” I said, “Court.” Shopping cart drifting like NASCAR tires, Self-checkout started speaking in choirs. Milk aisle waving like, “Brother, what’s up?” Orange juice challenged my yogurt to a cup. Lady with a ferret buying seven trombones, Grandma doing donuts on a mobility throne. Pre-Chorus Cashier blinked… Time stood still… Somebody paid with a dinosaur bill. Hook 🚨 I got banned from Walmart, ’Cause the chickens knew my name. They kept yelling “COUSIN!” Now nothing feels the same. Peanut butter started rapping, Frozen pizzas formed a band. I high-fived the ceiling fan… Now I’m legally prohibited from canned ham. Verse 2 Toothpaste married Mountain Dew. The wedding cake was made of glue. Blueberries running from the broccoli cops. Somebody’s grandma moonwalking in flip-flops. Intercom said, “Cleanup on aisle ten…” Turns out the mop was chasing men. The vending machine asked for dating advice. The ice cream truck charged emotional price. Bridge Kevin the Refrigerator called collect. Carl the Penguin filed a complaint by text. Mailbox testified… Hula Hoop Cop arrived… Judge sentenced me… To hugging garden gnomes for life. Final Hook I got banned from Walmart… Still don’t know the reason why. The rotisserie chickens winked… Then one of ’em learned to fly. Now every Tuesday at exactly three… Shopping carts keep texting me… “If you ever need us… Meet behind the pharmacy.” 🎤 Mic drop. 🥜🐔🛒