Bonus Kabelbinder Shanty – "Tie That Cable Tight, Yo Ho!"

[Intro] [rhythmic motivating handclaps] [Shanty-Rhythmus] [Bagpipes] [Refrain] [handclaps] Tie that cable tight, yo ho! Don’t let the airflow slow! Through the case and out the fan, We build like no one can! [Verse 1] A PSU came with tangled dread, Eight thousand wires, all colored red. The zip ties snapped, the case was hot, But still we built – give all we got! [Refrain] [handclaps] Tie that cable tight, yo ho! Don’t let the airflow slow! Through the case and out the fan, We build like no one can! [Verse 2] The GPU screamed, the fans did whine, Thermal paste was half a line. The BIOS beeped, we feared the worst, But still we cursed and still we cursed! [Refrain] [handclaps] Tie that cable tight, yo ho! Don’t let the airflow slow! Through the case and out the fan, We build like no one can! [Bridge], [Spoken Shanty-Call] "Hoist the board!" – "Watch the pins!" "Where’s that screw?!" – "Here’s the fins!" "Mind the socket, careful bro!" "Oops, I dropped it!" – "Tie it low!" [Verse 3] Now fans be whirrin’, temps are chill, The RGBs glow like a thrill. Cable runs like ocean flow, Neat as knots on old Jack's bow! [Final Refrain] [Singin Group] [handclaps] [Cheer] Tie that cable tight, yo ho! Don’t let the airflow slow! Through the case and out the fan, We build like no one can! [Fade out]