[Intro] Yeah! Another beautiful day in Lundgren! One kid, one talking snake, And absolutely zero good decisions! Sanjay! Craig! Let’s go! [Verse 1] Wake up late with a half-baked plan, Sanjay’s got trouble in the palm of his hand, Craig rolls in like, “Bro, trust me,” Five minutes later, total catastrophe. Racing through town, kicking up dust, If somebody says “Don’t,” then you know that we must, Hector’s yelling, Megan’s on the chase, Mr. Noodman’s got that terrified look on his face. Chicken wings stacked like a mountain high, Doing dumb stuff just to see if we survive, Every normal day gets twisted somehow, But if there’s chaos coming, we’re ready right now! [Pre-Chorus] We don’t need a map, We don’t need a clue, When the whole town screams, We know what to do! Run straight in, No fear, no brakes, Life gets better When your best friend’s a snake! [Chorus] Sanjay and Craig! Best buds, worst ideas! Laughing through the madness, Running straight into our fears! Sanjay and Craig! Every day’s insane! If the plan goes wrong, We’ll just do it all again! Whoa-oh-oh! Let the whole town shake! There ain’t no better friendship Than a kid and his snake! [Verse 2] Sneaking around where we shouldn’t be, Turning tiny problems into emergencies, Belle just watches like, “Here they go,” While Sanjay and Craig steal the whole damn show. From backyard stunts to a neighborhood race, Something weird exploding right in our face, Embarrassing moments? Yeah, we’ve had a few, But nothing’s too crazy when your best friend’s with you. We might smell bad, we might look strange, We might accidentally rearrange the whole place, But through every disaster, every ridiculous night, Craig’s got Sanjay’s back and Sanjay’s holding tight. [Pre-Chorus] We don’t need a map, We don’t need a clue, When the whole town screams, We know what to do! Run straight in, No fear, no brakes, Life gets better When your best friend’s a snake! [Chorus] Sanjay and Craig! Best buds, worst ideas! Laughing through the madness, Running straight into our fears! Sanjay and Craig! Every day’s insane! If the plan goes wrong, We’ll just do it all again! Whoa-oh-oh! Let the whole town shake! There ain’t no better friendship Than a kid and his snake! [Bridge] Maybe growing up means acting mature… Nah! That sounds boring as hell! Give us wings, give us noise, Give us one more terrible choice, Give us friends who stick around When everything comes crashing down! Through every prank, every mess, every ridiculous scheme, We’re living Lundgren’s weirdest dream! [Final Chorus] Sanjay and Craig! Best buds, worst ideas! Turning every ordinary day Into the weirdest time of year! Sanjay and Craig! Yeah, nothing stays the same! When adventure comes knocking, We’ll kick open the frame! Whoa-oh-oh! Let the whole town shake! There ain’t no better friendship, No bond you could replace! Sanjay and Craig! Side by side we’ll stay! Two legendary idiots Saving boredom every day! [Outro] One kid… One snake… Way too many bad ideas. "Sanjay!" (Craig!) Best buds forever. Lundgren never stood a chance.
