FAT GIRL ACTIVITIES [Intro — spoken, bouncy pop beat] Okay… I said I was gonna eat healthy. Then the fries started talking. That’s when things got complicated. [Verse 1] I walked past the bakery, Didn't even look inside, Then a chocolate chip cookie Said, “Girl, don't be shy.” My stomach started plotting, My brain began to panic, I said, “One little cupcake—” That’s how it gets dramatic. [Pre-Chorus] One bite turns to two, Two turns into “Who cares?” Next thing I’m negotiating With a cheesecake millionaire. [Chorus — BIG, catchy, playful] Fat girl activities Lead to Big Back Antics, Big Back Antics Lead to High Calorie situations! One little craving, Then the whole thing expands— Put down the pizza, Girl, stick to the plan! Fat girl activities Lead to Big Back Antics, Big Back Antics Lead to High Calorie situations! [Verse 2] There’s a donut in the break room, And it knows my government name, It’s sitting there all innocent Like it’s got no part to play. I said, “I’ll just smell it.” Girl, we know that’s how it starts. Five minutes later I’m emotionally Attached to twelve Pop-Tarts. [Pre-Chorus] The snack aisle calls my name, The vending machine knows my face, But discipline is cheaper Than replacing my entire waist! [Chorus] Fat girl activities Lead to Big Back Antics, Big Back Antics Lead to High Calorie situations! One little craving, Then the whole thing expands— Put down the pizza, Girl, stick to the plan! Fat girl activities Lead to Big Back Antics, Big Back Antics Lead to High Calorie situations! [Bridge — beat drops, mock-serious] No, I don't need it. I want it. There's a difference. The fries are not my destiny. The cookies have no jurisdiction. I can survive this craving. I can make it through the night. I don't need a family-size meal Just because it feels right! [Breakdown — spoken/gang vocals] “Just one?” NOPE! “Half?” NOPE! “It's cheat day!” IT'S TUESDAY! “Girl, you sure?” I'M SURE! [Final Chorus — bigger, triumphant] Fat girl activities Lead to Big Back Antics, Big Back Antics Lead to High Calorie situations! Cravings come knocking, But I'm changing the plan— Put down the pizza, Girl, stick to the plan! Fat girl activities Lead to Big Back Antics, Big Back Antics Lead to High Calorie situations! [Outro — playful spoken] The cookie survived. I survived. Everybody's okay. Tomorrow? …We're walking past the bakery again.
