[Tempo: Super Fast / Style: Gypsy Brass & Ska] [Intro] [Fast Brass Solo - Trumpets screaming] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hah! Look out below! He's coming in hot! [Verse 1] [Staccato rap style - 짧고 끊어서] Snow is falling like concrete blocks Santa’s wearing mismatched socks Sold the sleigh for a rusty Benz Inviting all his crazy friends! Engine smoking, black and gray North Pole is too far away! GPS says "Turn around!" But Santa loves this crazy sound! [Pre-Chorus] [Rising tension - 점차 고조] He drank too much espresso (Hey!) Now he’s dancing on the patio (Ho!) The elves are screaming, "Slow down, boss!" But he don't care about the cost! [Chorus] [Explosive energy - 다 같이 소리치듯] Silent night? NO! Loudest night of all! Tuba in the kitchen, trumpet in the hall! Rudolph’s drinking rakija, Blitzen’s on the floor, Santa lost his trousers at the liquor store! Oy! Oy! Everybody jump! Christmas needs a little speed bump! [Verse 2] Cookies? No! We want spicy meat! Dancing tango on the frozen street! Officer says, "Pull over, son!" Santa says, "The party’s just begun!" Gave the cop a candy cane Disappeared into the rain! Left a gift, a box of noise For all the naughty girls and boys! [Pre-Chorus] The neighbors call the police (Hey!) We tell them "Merry Christmas, peace!" (Ho!) But the brass band plays a heavy beat Shaking up the concrete street! [Chorus] Silent night? NO! Loudest night of all! Tuba in the kitchen, trumpet in the hall! Rudolph’s drinking rakija, Blitzen’s on the floor, Santa lost his trousers at the liquor store! Oy! Oy! Everybody jump! Christmas needs a little speed bump! [Bridge] [Slow down for 2 seconds... then super acceleration] Wait... Where is the sack? [Dramatic pause] HE LEFT IT AT THE BAR! [Accelerate to maximum speed!] RUN! RUN! FASTER! GO! [Outro] Asphalt burning, rubber smell! Jingle bells can go to... well! Merry Christmas, keep it loose! Santa’s drinking apple juice! (With vodka!) HEY!
