[[Intro]] [[Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb sent that... Oh no, it sent that... It wasn't meant for my boss at all! Now Human Resources wants to call! [[Verse 1]] I love the look upon your face, Your smile could brighten any place. Your eyes shine softly like the moon, I hope I'll hold you very soon. As I gently caress your cheek, My heart forgets the words to speak. Every moment feels brand new... Every dream belongs with you. [[Pre-Chorus]] One little tap while half asleep, One tiny secret I should keep. One wrong name inside the chat... My Sleepy Thumb took care of that! [[Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb sent that to my boss! Now my reputation's totally lost! It wasn't meant for payroll, Dave... I was trying to text my soulmate! My Sleepy Thumb sent that by mistake! How much embarrassment can one heart take? The romance flew to the wrong address... Now Monday morning's gonna be a mess! [[Drop]] [[Verse 2]] "Your lips are sweeter than summer rain, I'd kiss you over and over again. Wrapped up safely in your embrace..." ...Then my boss replied, "See me in my office at eight." Coffee suddenly tasted strange. I wished my phone would rearrange. Delete! Undo! Reverse! Rewind! Too bad those buttons I couldn't find. [[Bridge]] The office chat went strangely still. My smartwatch gave me quite a chill. My coworkers tried so hard not to grin... I briefly thought I'd move to Berlin. [[Final Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb sent that to my boss! Chaos arrived at lightning speed across. No secret romance, no office affair... Just one sleepy thumb beyond repair! My Sleepy Thumb's a menace, it's true. It creates adventures out of the blue. If you're texting late before you dream... Double-check the name before you hit send! [[Final Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb sent that... Please don't send that... Lock your phone before bedtime calls... Or you'll be explaining yourself to the boss! [[Outro]] [[Record Scratch]] Boss: "...So... about that message." Me: "I blame the thumb." Sleepy Thumb: "👍"
