[Verse] Hello good morning, rise up my son! Ever met a monkey itching for fun? I did once, a chimp with flair, Skateboarding wild, without a care. He hopped in my car, tried my lap for a seat, I said, "No way, chimp, that’s no treat!" He went bananas, flipped his lid to the beat [Chorus] Monkeys in cars, what a wild spree, Chaos on wheels, oh can’t you see? Listen up, kids, don’t be a sap, A wild chimp’s trouble, avoid that trap! [Verse] He grabbed the wheel, spun it like a top, Swerving like mad, I yelled, "Please stop!" I wrestled to steer, but he wouldn’t behave, Nearly hit a tree, it was quite the shave, "Get off of me, Chimp, or weel meet our grave." [Chorus] Monkeys in cars, what a wild spree, Chaos on wheels, oh can’t you see? Listen up, kids, don’t be a sap, A wild chimp’s trouble, dont be caught in a trap! [Verse] Found the radio, cranked it to the max, Danced like a fool, no time to relax. The noise was a zoo, I couldn’t think straight, "Turn it down!" I cried, but he’d celebrate, He was ape-solutely loud, my ears took the bait! [Chorus] Monkeys in cars, what a wild spree, Chaos on wheels, oh can’t you see? Listen up, kids, don’t be a sap, A wild chimp’s trouble, don't be caught in a trap! [Verse] Spied my snacks, oh what a find, Gobbled them up, left manners behind. Crumbs flew like fur, a messy affair, "This isn’t peachy!" I groaned in despair, A chimp with my chips? Too much to bear! [Chorus] Monkeys in cars, what a wild spree, Chaos on wheels, oh can’t you see? Listen up, kids, don’t be a sap, A wild chimp’s trouble, avoid that trap! [Verse] Pressed every button, a chimp on a roll, Wipers, horn, lights—lost all control! The car went bonkers, a flashing display, "Quit monkeying around!" I had to say, A zoo on wheels, no way, José! [Chorus] Monkeys in cars, what a wild spree, Chaos on wheels, oh can’t you see? Listen up, kids, don’t be a sap, A wild chimp’s trouble, avoid that trap! [Verse] Stood on the seat, played driver for fun, Zigged and zagged, thought he’d won. I begged, "Let me steer, you’re out of line!" This ride’s gone gorilla, no peace of mind, [Chorus] Monkeys in cars, what a wild spree, Chaos on wheels, oh can’t you see? Listen up, kids, don’t be a sap, A wild chimp’s trouble, avoid that trap! [Verse] Called his pals, oh what a hoot, More chimps piled in, a rowdy troop. Bouncing seat to seat, a furry parade, This car’s gone ape, I’m so dismayed, A monkey jam session, my nerves frayed! [Chorus] Monkeys in cars, what a wild spree, Chaos on wheels, oh can’t you see? Listen up, kids, don’t be a sap, Be careful buddy or they'll start to rap.
