[Verse 1] Whose desire is rife? Who Is a guy that’s an oaf? Who Requires him a waifu, And will munch on your tofu [Chorus 1] My wonton woman I’m gonna sushi roll up to my darlin Cause ooo mommy, You got that umami And miso in love with your charm [erhu solo] [Verse 2] When you pull out that hot pot All I wanna do is watch ya Do I make your lady spot hot? When I’m sipping on your motcha [Chorus 2] My wonton woman I hope you send me your noodles I’ll slurp your chai tea teach me tai chi Your bamboobies got me bamboozled [Bridge, softly] When I see those eyes Like squinty almonds Like you karate chopped me In the diaphragm Caught my breath and cried, My cherry blossom I hope you’re bibimbopping To this fire jam [Chorus 3] My wonton woman I’ll be your broth, cause I’m stocky Want that Kung Pao My ox can plow Take your time, but don’t teriyaki (For too long) My wonton woman This fortunate son wants a fortune cookie My chow mein gal Pump my main valve From here to Taiwan, girl, you shook me
