Uber Luxe

Yeah—yeah— Pull up—pull up—rrr— Uh, tap-in (tap-in)… free ride, no cap (no cap)… Spoiled vibe, big drip—watch me snap (snap!) Let’s go. Boy, I slid in the backseat flawless, Nails too long, attitude lawless. Meter runnin’? Nah, pause it— I’m the main quest, you the side-plot novice. I want AC cold, playlist lit, Move too slow and I might throw fits. I’m a star, baby, whole life “Glitz,” Talk to me slick and your rating gets nixed. I said “drive smoother,” you said “why?” ’Cause I’m too cute to shake and slide. Gas too high? Well, that ain’t my fight— I just sit pretty while you hit that light. Run it back—run it back (back-back)… Keep it cute—keep it stacked (stack-stack)… I got standards, watch me act (act-act)… Free ride princess, that’s the pact (fax!). I’m a VIP, baby, seat reclined (reclined!) Gold-digger drip with a spoiled-girl shine (shine!) If the ride ain’t free then the vibe ain’t mine (mine!) “Five stars?” Yeah—you better sign (sign!). Bounce—bounce— Trend-word flex: I’m delulu, fine (fine!) Gatekeep gas and I gatekeep time (time!) Soft-girl rage with a petty outline (line!) Beat drop—boom—now fall in line (line!). I’m the reason this trip feels premium, Talk to me wrong and I’ll go gremlin. Manifest queen, I’m the whole museum— You drive; I slay; that’s the equilibrium. Lip gloss pop with a hot-girl halo, If I say “stop,” better hit that brake slow. Worried ’bout mileage? Your problem, babe— I'm busy takin’ selfies in the rear-view frame. I said I want snacks, you said “that’s extra,” I said “I’m extra,” so we match texture. Whole attitude with the gold-dig faith— If I’m the princess, you the chauffeur fate. Slow it—slow it—slow it—down (down…) Then speed it—speed it—speed it—up (up…). Gaslight? Gatekeep? Girlboss crown (crown!) While you fill that tank I don’t give no— Hush. Trend check—TikTok vibe—“ate no crumbs” (crumbs!) Pretty privilege with the tantrum drums (drums!) Beat drop comin’, better hold that wheel— ’Cause the free ride life is a done deal. I’m a VIP, baby, seat reclined (reclined!) Gold-digger drip with a spoiled-girl shine (shine!) If the ride ain’t free then the vibe ain’t mine (mine!) Five-star mood? Yeah—sign that line (line!). Delulu chic with the echo divine (divine!) Serve this look like a headline sign (sign!) Drama deluxe and I still look fine (fine!) Boom—boom—beat drop one more time (time!). Free ride… free ride… I sparkle, you drive… No rush, no price… Spoiled life—echo twice (twice…). Yeah… that’s right. End ride—goodnight.